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College Student Criticized for Using “Mothers” Instead of “lactating Persons”
A recent “bias report” out of the University of Minnesota included a student’s complaint that the apparently triggering term “mothers” had been used in campus grant proposals, as opposed to the more inclusive phrase “lactating individuals.” The…
State Where P-51 Mustang Was Built In 102 Days Now Taking 4 Years To Build Bridge For Butterflies
AGOURA HILLS, CA — Officials working on new construction in California were surprised to learn that their own state, which was struggling to build a bridge for butterflies over the course of four years at a cost of over $100 million, had…
Attack Ad Against Republican Convinces Man To Vote For Republican
SAN BERNARDINO, CA — An attack ad against a Republican candidate reportedly had the opposite effect when it convinced a local man to vote for the Republican.Local Democratic Party strategists reported feeling crestfallen after learning that…
Popular New Service Removes All The Orange Candies Before You Get The Box
U.S. — A popular new service that sifts through your boxes of candy to remove all the orange pieces for you has reportedly taken off with consumers.AgentOrange™ promises to filter out orange candies from all your favorite products, including…
Premature Baby Who Only Weighed 24 Ounces Heads Home From Hospital
A premature baby boy, who weighed only 1 lbs, 8 oz when born, is finally ready to go home from the hospital after over a year. Colsen Knox was born prematurely in March last year. His mother, Savannah Jones, said doctors told her that her “sweet…
Trump Says Iran Talks Advancing Rapidly After New Israel-Hezbollah Ceasefire
The guns may not be completely silent yet, but President Donald Trump says diplomacy is suddenly moving faster than many expected. Trump announced Monday that negotiations with Iran are continuing at a “rapid pace,” signaling fresh momentum…
Trump Recognizes Pride Month By Hosting Soccer Match On White House Lawn
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In an unusual gesture across a prominent social divide, President Donald Trump took the official step of recognizing Pride Month this year by hosting a soccer match right on the White House lawn.In years past, Trump had been…
Judge Rules Against Planned Parenthood Claim Abortion Pills are “Safer Than Tylenol”
In a significant victory for truth and the protection of women, First Circuit Court Judge J. Scott Duncan has ruled against Planned Parenthood’s attempt to dismiss a major false advertising lawsuit filed by Attorney General James Uthmeier. The…
Judge Rules Against Planned Parenthood in False Advertising Case
In a significant victory for truth and the protection of women, First Circuit Court Judge J. Scott Duncan has ruled against Planned Parenthood’s attempt to dismiss a major false advertising lawsuit filed by Attorney General James Uthmeier. The…
Disney Hoping To Revive Star Wars So They Can Kill It Again
BURBANK, CA — Following a precipitous fall at the box office for The Mandalorian and Grogu, reports circulated that Disney executives called an urgent meeting with Lucasfilm to come up with a plan to revive the floundering Star Wars franchise so…