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Caught in the middle of a Jack London story
The Paco Command Center got hit with about 10 inches of snow overnight. High winds caused drifts by the front and back doors. I used a super-high-powered leaf blower to blast the stuff from the screen door on the back porch so we could get…
Paco Enterprises: Amelia conquers the world
Here's some background on the Amelia phenomenon, the character developed by the UK's idiotic government propagandists to "educate" youth on the dangers of "radical right-wing white racism", who has now been embraced…
Notre Dame Appoints Pro-abortion Population-control Advocate to Directorship
Seemingly intent on shedding all vestiges of its Catholic heritage, the University of Notre Dame recently promoted a fervently pro-abortion professor to a leadership position.Doctor’s AppointmentOn January 8, Mary Gallagher, dean of Notre Dame’s…
The Eye Of The Storm
This morning I sit warm in my home. Outside it is fourteen degrees and there is six inches of snow on the ground. There is no sound but an old hoot owl calling. The road is impassable. It is eerily quiet and calm. But around me is turmoil.…
Sunday funnies
10 Secrets To Looking And Feeling YoungerOtter delinquents.Perspective is key.The trickster gets outfoxed.Amuse your friends!This is the way to do it.Somehow, I imagined the singularity involving slightly more complex technology.…
Dad Fervently Prays For Daughter To Have Case Of Moderate Acne From Ages 14-23
ARVADA, CO — Local dad Craig Smith has spent the past year fervently praying that his daughter Claire will get a decent case of acne from age 14 until about 23."Please Lord, just until her frontal lobe develops," said Smith, ending his…
UN on Brink of Financial Collapse, Says UN Chief
Could 2026 be the year the United Nations finally ceases to exist?According to UN Secretary-General António Guterres, the globalist organization is on the brink of “imminent financial collapse.” He said this in a letter he sent this week to 193…
Damning Photos Surface Of Clippy On Epstein Island
U.S. — The new trove of Epstein documents has revealed damning photos of Microsoft's former assistant "Clippy" visiting Epstein island.Several compromising pictures released by the DOJ have placed the anthropomorphic paper clip at…
Trump Declares Cuba a National Security Threat
President Donald Trump signed an executive order on Thursday declaring Cuba a national security threat. The order imposes a tariff system that allows the United States to level duties on imports from other countries that provide oil to…