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Baby Born at 25 Weeks Heads Home From the Hospital
A tiny, premature baby boy, born at only 25 weeks and weighing less than 2lbs, has finally left the hospital after 135 days. Baby Levi was born at only 25 weeks and six days’ gestation after his mother, Taytum, was diagnosed with a subchorionic…
To Promote Racial Equity, Nikole Hannah-Jones Abandons Daughter At Crack House
NEW YORK, NY — In a courageous act to promote racial equity in America, New York Times contributor Nikole Hannah-Jones abandoned her young daughter at well-known crack house.Jones explained that while there were other options of places to put…
She Took the Abortion Pill and Almost Bled to Death: I Was “Hemorrhaging in the Bath”
Haile McAnally says abortion pills left her unconscious in a bathtub and in need of a blood transfusion. She is on Capitol Hill this week asking lawmakers to limit mail-order mifepristone so other women are not sent home to bleed alone.…
Judge Blocks University of California’s ‘Misgendering’ Speech Policy
A California judge ruled against University of California’s policy of punishing students who “misgender” or “deadname” individuals who identify as “transgender.” Defending Education challenged UC’s “Sexual Violence and Sexual Harassment Policy”…
Republicans Not Sure Why Poll Numbers Dropping Despite Doing So Many Wildly Unpopular Things
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Republican leaders are reportedly meeting this week to discuss how their polling could be so terrible ahead of the midterms despite doing so many wildly unpopular things.Recent polls show Republican support somehow cratering…
Proud Wife Informs Husband How Much Money She Made Today Returning Things To Target
DALLAS, TX — Local husband Max Boyer was reportedly welcomed home Tuesday by his wife, Tiffany, who proudly announced that she had earned $184.50 that afternoon by successfully returning items to Target.According to sources, the earnings were…
Update: ‘The Babylon Bee’ Now The Only News Outlet Left In America With White House Credentials
Several media outlets have officially walked out of the White House Press Corps in solidarity with CNN, MS NOW, and Politico after President Trump banned them from the premises. Now, The Babylon Bee is in a unique position as the only remaining…
From Wedding Gifts to Foreign Deals: GOP Senator Calls for Probe of Trump, Jr. and Hunter Biden
Republican Senator John Curtis of Utah is asking the Senate Judiciary Committee to investigate whether members of presidential families have used their proximity to power for private financial gain, preferential treatment, or access. His request…
Democrats Have Lost All Sight of What a Liberal Society Means
By The New York Post Editorial Board Democrats have grown so unmoored that a majority of them would be happy if a military coup overthrew President Donald Trump and seized control of America . . . to “safeguard the Constitution.” Yes, a new…
Christopher Rufo Investigation Details California Benefits for Illegal Immigrants
California taxpayers are spending billions of dollars a year on benefits available to illegal immigrants and their families, according to a new investigation from Christopher Rufo and his City Journal colleagues. Rufo, Kenneth Schrupp and Austen…