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As Gas Crisis Worsens, Congress Assures Americans They Are Working Hard On Regulating NCAA Transfer Portal
WASHINGTON D.C. — With Americans struggling as gasoline costs continue to soar, Congress assured citizens that it remained laser-focused on fixing the issues with the NCAA transfer portal.According to Capitol Hill insiders, the House and Senate…
The Mislabeling of Christian Patriots as Christian Nationalists Must Stop
The uneven and unhinged have always been susceptible to the delusional and fantastical, but the normalization of the abnormal is now getting people killed and threatening the lives of far too many. Case in point: On Thursday, police arrested…
Remembering the Birth of John Birch
Editors’ note: John Birch was born May 28, 1918. In remembrance of this hero and namesake of The John Birch Society, we are reposting this article by Steve Byas, originally published on May 28, 2018, as “Centennial Birthday for John Birch — May…
Therapist Working With Chewbacca On Alternative Coping Mechanisms Besides Pulling People’s Arms Out Of Socket
KASHYYYK — A therapist working with famed Star Wars icon Chewbacca told his colleagues this week that he was trying to teach the Wookiee how to deal with his anger issues in more constructive ways that don't involve ripping people's…
Canadian Man Declared “Dead” Wakes Up After Botched Euthanasia
After having been pronounced dead, a patient woke up after a botched euthanasia attempt, leading to his doctor being placed under supervision by the province’s physicians’ regulator due to repeated failures to adhere to protocols and procedures.…
As America Celebrates a 250th Birthday, We Need to Give Unborn Babies Their Own
What do you have against us? That is the question I can imagine coming from those who are aborted. They have committed no crime, no infraction of any kind. They are blameless in a world filled with inequity. They have injured no one, yet they…
Three Texas Doctors Disciplined for Failing Pregnant Patients
For years, the media has pushed the idea that Texas’ abortion laws stop doctors from saving pregnant women in emergencies. But now, the Texas Medical Board has confirmed something important: the law was never the problem. The doctors were.…
Newsom Designates California Sanctuary State For Fraud
SACRAMENTO, CA — Governor Gavin Newsom signed legislation on Friday officially designating California a sanctuary state for fraud.California lawmakers drafted bill SB.55 in response to what they considered Trump's "outrageous"…
Black Hawk Helicopter Helps U.S. Agents Seize 391 Pounds of Cocaine Near Puerto Rico
A U.S. Customs and Border Protection Black Hawk helicopter helped bring a suspected drug-smuggling operation to a crashing halt off the coast of Puerto Rico this month, leading to the seizure of nearly 400 pounds of cocaine and the arrest of…
Boston Mayor Michelle Wu Faces Backlash Over ‘Trans Period Pride’ Event at Public Library
Boston Mayor Michelle Wu’s administration is facing a fresh round of criticism after the city’s Office of LGBTQ+ Advancement promoted a “Trans Period Pride” event focused on menstrual equity and transgender experiences with menstruation. The…