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Toy Story 5 Trailer Tackles Tech’s Effects on Kids
Sheriff Woody, Buzz Lightyear and the rest of the Toy Story cast will return to movie theaters this summer to confront their most powerful antagonist yet — “tech.” The trailer for Toy Story 5, which premiered last week, finds our favorite toys…
Arsenic in Kids’ Candy? Here’s What You Need to Know
For most families, candy may seem like a harmless treat. But what if you learned arsenic was detected in the sweets your children eat? Earlier this year, Florida’s Department of Health released findings that many parents might never have…
Jalisco Cartel Hits Targets Nationwide After Leader Killed in Shootout, American Tourists Endangered
The Jalisco New Generation Cartel mounted major attacks and left hundreds of places across the country in flames after the Mexican Army killed its leader on Sunday.Dead in a shootout with the army is Nemesio Rubén Oseguera Cervantes, also known…
Team USA’s Jack Hughes Turns Pressure Into Gold
Americans were treated to a rousing and celebratory conclusion of the Winter Olympic Games in Milan on Sunday as Team USA edged out Canada in the men’s hockey final with a dramatic overtime victory. It was our country’s first gold in hockey…
Report: Trump Just One More Assassination Attempt Away From A Free Third Term
WASHINGTON, D.C. — With an alleged third assassination attempt in the books, President Trump is reportedly one step closer to a free third term.Experts claim this is thanks to a little-known law that allows the President to claim a free…
Episcopalian Once Again Gives Up Reading Bible For Lent
CAMBRIDGE, MA — Local Episcopalian Myrtle Smith has once again elected to undergo an enormous sacrifice by giving up reading her Bible again this Lent.Sources say that Smith has achieved the heroic feat of denying herself the joy of reading…
Man Dead After Ex-Wife Helped in Assisted Suicide
A Texas man has died after he and his ex-wife reportedly worked together to plan and carry out his suicide. Joseph Cheffo was found dead in his Odessa home on February 13. Though assisted suicide is illegal in Texas, authorities allege that his…
Gavin Newsom Wows Black Audience By Putting Some Hot Sauce In His Purple Drank
ATLANTA, GA — While speaking at the Rialto Center for the Arts as part of promotion for his new memoir, Young Man in a Hurry: A Memoir of Discovery, California Governor Gavin Newsom wowed a black audience by putting some hot sauce into his…
Women Who Regret Their Abortions Display Powerful Emotions
We are trying to move from grief to gratitude in my bereavement group, but it is not easy. Emotions like anger and sadness can form a seemingly impenetrable fortress. Yet, miraculously, grace seeps in like a stream of water upon the parched…
Cheer Up, Canada: Here Are 7 Things You’re Still Better At Than America
After a tough stretch at the 2026 Winter Olympics, Canadians are understandably feeling a little down. But it's not all that bad, Canada. There are still reasons to feel good about yourselves.The Babylon Bee is here to cheer up…