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Cheer Up, Canada: Here Are 7 Things You’re Still Better At Than America
After a tough stretch at the 2026 Winter Olympics, Canadians are understandably feeling a little down. But it's not all that bad, Canada. There are still reasons to feel good about yourselves.The Babylon Bee is here to cheer up…
Is the Cartel Uprising in Mexico a Pretext for a U.S. Resource Grab?
Coordinated outbreaks of cartel violence have struck parts of western Mexico, particularly in the states of Jalisco, Guanajuato, and Michoacán. According to statements from Mexico’s Secretariat of Security and citizen reports carried by national…
Planned Parenthood’s Own Employees Hate the Abortion Biz
After months of public drama among the employees and higher-ups of Planned Parenthood Southeast, six former PPSE employees recently filed discrimination charges against the affiliate, submitting the charges to the U.S. Equal Employment…
Dad Enters Crossword Era | Babylon Bee
SOUTH BEND, IN — According to sources, local husband and father Glenn Riverton has reportedly entered the crossword era of his life."Ooh!" he was overheard exclaiming as a copy of the New York Times arrived on his doorstep.…
Olympic Curlers Give Final Salute As They Are Lowered Into Carbon-Freezing Chamber Until Next Winter Games
MILANO — As the 2026 Milano Cortina Olympics came to a close, athletes from various nations participated in the traditional send-offs for their respective sports, with the Olympic curlers being lowered into the carbon-freezing chamber until the…
Trumpism vs. Americanism: Will Massie Prevail in 2026?
On May 19, the voters of northern Kentucky will decide what type of Republican they’ll elect to the House of Representatives: a party loyalist or a constitutionalist.Since 2012, the people within Kentucky’s 4th Congressional District have chosen…
Notre Dame Students Will Protest University’s Pro-Abortion Appointment
University of Notre Dame students will stage a candlelit “March on the Dome” on Friday to demand that the school rescind the appointment of a radically pro-abortion professor. The protest responds to the recent naming of Professor Susan…
A Look at Legislation Affecting Families in Different States
At least 46 state legislatures are in session right now, considering bills that affect life, marriage, families and religious freedom. While Congress’ actions often receive the most media attention, there are important measures being debated in…
U.S. Hockey Team Melts Down Gold Medals to Replace Missing Teeth
MILAN, ITALY — Following their victory over Canada, the US Olympic Hockey Team has continued celebrating by melting down their gold medals to replace all their missing teeth.According to various members of the team, over 3 dozen teeth were lost…
Switzerland to Vote on “No 10 Million” Immigration Proposal
Swiss voters will decide on June 14 whether to cap their country’s population at 10 million by restricting immigration.The proposal, titled “No 10-million Switzerland,” is a popular initiative spearheaded by the conservative Swiss People’s Party…