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“I’m Glad”
The title of this post is quoting the president’s response on the news of Robert Mueller’s death. It is characteristically Trumpian in both its callousness and its blunt honesty. It has been widely criticized and condemned. I am…
Awake, O Sleeper and Rise
As we mark our head, lips, and heart with the Sign of the Cross when the Gospel is solemnly proclaimed at Mass, we signal, by that prayer made with hands, the desire that the living Word of God will touch and convert mind and heart, that we may…
Sunday funnies
8 Coolest Perks Of Becoming The New AyatollahNot handling it well.Lost in translation.Parenting: the video game.God's plans vs yours.That's called "marketing".Pretty good indication of intoxication.The…
Saint Peter Gently Asks Chuck Norris To Stop Roundhouse Kicking The Cherubim
HEAVEN — After several incidents over the course of his first day in paradise, Chuck Norris was pulled aside by Saint Peter and gently asked to please stop roundhouse kicking the cherubim.With vanquished cherubim strewn about the streets of…
France Explains They Can’t Help Open Strait Of Hormuz As They Already Sent All 15 Of Their Soldiers To Defend Greenland
PARIS — French President Emmanuel Macron explained today that the French Army simply could not help open the Strait of Hormuz as all fifteen of its soldiers have already been deployed to defend Greenland.Though expressing their sincere desire to…
Ask the Experts — and Get Guided Toward Destruction?
Vaccinated people “do not carry the virus, don’t get sick” said then-CDC Director Rochelle Walensky in 2021. She also implied that they couldn’t transmit Covid. The CDC had to walk her “expert” claims back mere days later. As we now know,…
Man Smokes Cigar In Desperate Hope To Feel Sick And Become Unattractive To Wife
HOUSTON, TX — Local man Matthew Coggins lit up a cigar this afternoon in a bid to feel terribly nauseous while simultaneously causing his wife to find him utterly repulsive.With his stomach feeling perfectly normal as he enjoyed a nice day with…
They Hate Us, They Truly Hate us
Iran has nothing left but defiance. The regime is falling apart before our eyes. Were reason involved they’d be raising white flags, but there is no reason here – only hatred – pure unadulterated hatred. But then such seem to be a common…
The Vatican MIS-trial of the Century? & The Pope goes Home
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46QwJ2KbIV0 The Vatican’s “trial of the century” collapses into a stunning mistrial – what went wrong, and what does it reveal about justice, transparency, and authority inside the Church? The Posse breaks down…