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Fairfax County GOP Votes 91-1 to Oppose Radical Virginia Abortion Amendment
Last week, Big-Tentism slithered into the Fairfax County GOP meeting and tempted us to silence in the face of Democrat attempts to enshrine abortion, gay marriage, and transgender ideology in the Virginia state constitution. Here is what…
Gender Madness is Embarrassing Reasonable Aussies
The people in charge in Australia are, as a position of official policy, pretending to not know what it means to be human as male or female. This is shameful. This is the age in which we live, and of course, this problem is not unique to…
Tragedy: Multiple Trump Assassins Accidentally Shoot Each Other
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Tragedy unfolded in the nation's capital again today, as multiple assassins attempting to kill President Donald Trump accidentally shot each other.A pair of would-be killers suffered gunshot wounds after they both opened…
Weird: High School Valedictorian Not Asian
LA PUENTE, CA — Bucking years of tradition, the valedictorian at a local high school is reportedly not in any way Asian.The commencement ceremony at Cashew High School, which took place on May 25, was already mired in controversy following the…
Bananas Foster: The Savannah-Based Organization Shaping Children’s Lives
It’s likely you’ve heard of the Savannah Bananas – baseball’s version (of a sort) of the Harlem Globetrotters. Originally started as a Texas-based summer college baseball team, the Bananas are about as far from the traditional game as you could…
Joe Biden Gave $88 Million to Planned Parenthood COVID Grant
For Joe Biden’s pro-abortion administration, destroying the unborn was, along with transgenderism, a top priority for the White House. As part of that his officials first granted $88 million in emergency loans to Planned Parenthood abortion…
Physicians At Walter Reed Confirm Trump’s Midi-Chlorian Count Is Off The Charts
BETHESDA, MD — Results from President Donald Trump's 6-month physical at Walter Reed National Military Medical Center appeared to show that his midi-chlorian count is "off the charts."During routine testing, doctors examining a…
Robert and Pro-Life Activism: The Rest of the Story
LifeNews recently shared the inspiring account of Robert Braus—an elderly gentleman who walked nearly a half mile, including the Highway 6 viaduct—to participate in Pro-Life Waco’s “It’s a Baby Waco” outreach. For our May 23 outreach, I arranged…
Noah Fined By HOA For Parking Boat In Driveway
MESOPOTAMIA — Local righteous man Noah was the recipient of a hefty fine from his HOA today over parking a large boat in the middle of his driveway.Despite multiple warnings from Kitra, the HOA President, Noah insisted that "he's not…
Grok Responds To Pope Leo By Publishing List Of 95 Theses
VATICAN CITY — A new papal encyclical warning about the dangers of AI reportedly provoked an answer from AI language model Grok, which published 95 theses responding to the Catholic Church.According to sources, Pope Leo XIV's first…