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Nike Releases New Tiger Woods Ad Campaign ‘Just Use Your Billion Dollars To Hire A Full-Time Driver’
U.S. — Sporting apparel giant Nike has released a new ad campaign alongside Tiger Woods, featuring the slightly updated slogan "Just Use Your Billion Dollars To Hire A Full-Time Driver".After years of using the cryptic slogan…
Enforce the Sixth Amendment: Speedy Trials, Not Excuses for Delay
States should strengthen Sixth Amendment protections by enacting real deadlines for criminal trials — not by treating constitutionally protected rights as flexible suggestions that can be postponed indefinitely. Maine’s LD 340, known as the…
39% of All Babies Killed in Abortions Die at Planned Parenthood
This week, Planned Parenthood released its 2025 annual report. In recent years, these reports have taken on additional significance. That is because congressional Republicans have demonstrated their willingness to stop federal taxpayer dollars…
Astronaut Victor Glover Proclaims Greatest Commandment From Space
On Easter Monday, Victor Glover, pilot of the spacecraft Integrity of NASA’s Artemis II mission, proclaimed the Greatest Commandment from space. The crew of Integrity had just made history at 1:56 p.m. EDT on April 6, surpassing the farthest…
Hell Confirms All Its Appliances Controlled With Apple TV Remote
NINTH CIRCLE OF HELL — Satan announced Wednesday that all its appliances going forward will be controlled by the Apple TV Remote."Today, Hell is finally at the forefront of modern technology and — where did I put that thing," said…
Pro-Life Group Endorses Pamela Evette for South Carolina Governor
Today Susan B. Anthony Pro-Life America Candidate Fund announced its endorsement of Pamela Evette for governor of South Carolina. Evette is serving her second term as lieutenant governor after being re-elected with a 17-point margin in 2022 and…
Karoline Leavitt Holds White House Press Briefing as Ceasefire Strength is Tested
White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt holds a briefing to update the press on Operation Epic Fury in Iran amid a tense two-week ceasefire that is already being tested. President Trump shared on TRUTH Social Wednesday that there’s a lot of…
Stocks surge and oil drops after Trump announces Iran ceasefire deal
U.S. markets surged Wednesday morning after President Donald Trump announced a two-week ceasefire with Iran, easing fears of a prolonged disruption in global oil supply. The Dow Jones Industrial Average jumped 1,048 points, or 2.3%, by late…
Republican Clay Fuller Wins Special Congressional Election in Georgia
The GOP has managed to maintain its narrow majority in the House of Representatives after a Republican won a Georgia special election, but Democrats managed to make significant gains in the district. Republican Clay Fuller was elected in a…
Too Far? Trump Threatens To Nuke Used Car Dealership Unless It Comes Down Another $500 On 2017 Chevy Malibu
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The political world was set on edge once again on Wednesday, with experts urging everyone to prepare for the worst as President Donald Trump threatened to nuke a local used car dealership unless it agreed to come down another…