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Female Umpire Ejects Player For Something He Did In Her Dream Last Night
ATLANTA, GA — The qualifications of a new female Major League Baseball umpire were called into question today as, during a simulated game the night before, she ejected a player for something he did in her dream last night."You're out…
Sound Of Husband Plopping Down On Couch Helpfully Reminds Wife There’s Something She Wanted Him To Do
TULSA, OK — Witnesses said local wife Danielle Matson perked up quickly after hearing the sound of her husband, Dave, plopping down on the couch, as it instantly reminded her of all the things she needed him to do for her.While her husband had…
Proposed ‘App Store Accountability’ Act Would Force Apps and App Stores to Uphold Basic Child Safety Protections
Children increasingly access and engage with the internet through smartphone and tablet apps. But app stores and developers have almost no legal duty to protect these vulnerable users. Congress will consider changing that this year with the App…
The Christian Roots of Science and Why They Still Matter
By The Stream Published on August 7, 2025 From the influence of Neoplatonism and the Reformation on early science to the mysteries of math, dark matter, and quantum fields, Christianity has been a part of science through history, philosophy, and…
9 Things Trump Is Doing To Get The U.S. Out Of Debt
Brought to you by: Finance BuzzWith the country facing an astronomical deficit unlike anything previous generations could have imagined, President Donald Trump has reportedly made it a priority to take the situation more seriously and begin the…
Trump Gerrymanders U.S. To Include Canada
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The geopolitical balance of power appeared to experience a significant shift this week, as President Donald Trump announced that he had gerrymandered the United States of America to now include Canada.The savvy political…
Apostles Quickly Start Acting Pious As They Notice Luke Watching And Taking Notes
PHILIPPI — A palpable change in tone and demeanor exhibited by a pair of traveling preachers was observed today, as the apostles quickly started acting more pious after they noticed their companion, Luke, watching and taking notes.Apostles Paul…
Doctors Said Baby Born at 23 Weeks Wouldn’t Survive, But Now She’s Thriving
A baby born at just 23 weeks and four days, weighing only 561g, spent 130 days in hospital before going home. Her mum tells the dramatic story. Lauren Helstrom kept asking herself “Am I a mother?” for the first few days after she gave birth and…
Crockett Aides Call Her Boss From Hell, Say She Terrorizes Staffers: Report
Honestly, who’s surprised? According to a New York Post report, rising Democratic Party star Texas Rep. Jasmine Crockett is a nightmare of a boss who terrorizes her staffers. Crockett, who has made headlines in recent weeks for foul-mouthed…
Will Pastors Call on Illegal Immigrants to Repent?
Three weeks ago I reported on the following: The Archbishop of Miami, Thomas Wenski, joined by two dozen bikers from the Knights of Columbus — a Catholic fraternal group committed to American patriotism to which I belong — gathered outside the…