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Gabbard Quits DNI Post to Care for Husband With Bone Cancer
Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard resigned her post today, but not because she’s had enough of President Donald Trump’s waging war on behalf of Israel and attacking America-first Republicans such as Representative Thomas Massie of…
Tulsi Gabbard Forced To Resign After Trump Discovers She’s Not Blonde
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard was forced to resign on Friday after President Donald Trump discovered that she's not blonde.Trump reportedly gave Gabbard the option of bleaching her hair instead of…
Man Discovers Amazing New Weight Loss Method Of Crippling Stress And Anxiety
NEW BRITAIN, CT — Local tax preparer Frank MacArthur recently discovered an amazingly effective way to lose weight that makes simple use of crippling stress and anxiety.MacArthur had already given up on shedding the 40 pounds his doctor told him…
‘Throw Pillows’ Narrowly Edges ‘Food’ In Local Couple’s Monthly Budget
DES MOINES, IA — After a tense end-of-month budgeting session, local couple Derek and Amanda Hollister confirmed on Friday that "throw pillows" had once again narrowly edged out "food" as the family's largest monthly…
Pro-Life People Need to Show We Care About Women and Babies
Our nation just celebrated Memorial Day. It is a day set apart for us to remember all those who made the ultimate sacrifice. They gave their lives to defend the country they loved– a country that promoted freedom and the principles so…
Joe Biden Prosecuted Americans for Being Pro-Life, That Can’t Happen Again
It is well known that the Biden administration treated pro-life Americans as if they were a mortal enemy; this was especially true of Catholics. But we did not know the extent of the misconduct until April when the Department of Justice (DOJ)…
10 Great New Jobs For Stephen Colbert After ‘Late Show’ Finale
Talk show host Steven Colbert signed off this week after CBS aired his final episode of The Late Show, leaving him on the hunt for his next professional endeavor. But what will he do next?The Babylon Bee is here to offer the following list of…
AOC, the Gal With an Economics Degree, Gets an Economics Lesson
It has been said that more suffering is caused by ignorance than intended iniquity. One of the best examples of this, too, may be in economics. And with socialism gaining currency in our society, economics warrants serious discussion.Doing this…
The DOJ Is Going on an “Anti-Semitism” Tour
The Justice Department (DOJ) is going on a 15-city antisemitism tour, an unusual move for the nation’s top law enforcement agency.“The nationwide initiative reflects President Donald Trump’s unprecedented campaign to confront antisemitism across…
Radical Democrat Debbie Wasserman Schultz Runs for Congress Again
Democratic Florida Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz announced Friday morning that she is now seeking reelection in Florida’s 20th Congressional District. Currently representing Florida’s 25th Congressional District, Wasserman Schultz announced the…