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Experts Conclude No Human Being Is Illegal, Except Jeff?
U.S. — In a startling turn of events, experts confirmed a statement made by Billie Eilish at the Grammys when she said that no one is illegal on stolen land. However, the experts did make a specific exception singling out Jeff."It is true,…
Patients Object to Changes to Assisted Suicide Bill That Kathy Hochul Wants
The Patients’ Rights Action Fund, a national disability rights organization and member of the New York Alliance Against Assisted Suicide, urgently warns New York legislators: the latest bill (SB 8835), with amendments crafted to secure the…
Here Are 12 Fun Crimes You Can Get Away With If You Just Say ‘We Are On Stolen Land’
Stolen land is all the rage in the news lately. These days, everyone gets a free pass to do as many fun crimes as they want on land swiped from indigenous peoples, as long as they keep pointing out that the land was stolen.Here are 12 awesome…
Zurich Switzerland Will Require Every Hospital and Nursing Home to Offer Assisted Suicide
Swissinfo.ch reported on February 2, 2026 that the Swiss Canton of Zurich is in favour of requiring assisted suicide in all hospitals and retirement homes but not in psychiatric facilities and prisons. The Swissinfo article reported: The…
Close Family Relationships Offer Long-Term Social Benefits, Study Finds
Humans are social creatures. Our success as adult citizens rests largely in the vibrancy and size of our social networks. After all, the unapologetically Christian poet, John Donne properly noted, “No man is an island, Entire of itself.” A new…
Planned Parenthood Won’t Get Your Tax Dollars for 6 More Months
The National Right to Life Committee (NRLC) today responded to news that Planned Parenthood has withdrawn its lawsuit challenging the provision in the One Big Beautiful Bill that barred Medicaid funding for abortion providers for one year. This…
Stupid Kid In ‘Hakuna Matata’ Shirt Doesn’t Know The Film Ultimately Repudiates The Song’s Message As Simba Realizes He Must Fulfill His Role In The Natural Order To End The Chaos And Suffering Caused By His Hedonistic Pursuit Of Pleasure
ANAHEIM, CA — A stupid kid visiting Disneyland in a "Hakuna Matata" shirt didn't seem to realize that, in the context of the film The Lion King, the "Hakuna Matata" songa, in its proper context, was communicating that…
Man Horrified To Learn ICE Has Permanent Presence At His Hotel
SALEM, OR — A hotel guest caused quite the stir at a local Holiday Inn Express this week after discovering the presence of ICE at his hotel."Why is Holiday Inn aiding and abetting literal fascists?" said Marvin Pimmins, a concerned…
We Have to Change the Culture if We Want to End Abortion, Here’s How
When my wife first asked me why I couldn’t call myself pro-life, my answer was simple. I didn’t believe the pro-life movement offered a valid alternative to abortion. Abortion was horrific, I said, but it addressed the underlying crises women…
Siemens Energy Investing $1B in Manufacturing Capacity in the U.S.
More investments come pouring in. Siemens Energy AG will invest $1 billion (€847 million) in U.S. manufacturing capacity over the next two years as electricity demand accelerates, driven in large part by data-center growth and grid constraints.…