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The One Way To Understand Easter
He is Risen! He is Risen Indeed! It is a cry that changed the world. We literally measure time by it, before and after. But why did the world have to change to begin with? Years ago I wrote: In point of fact, if we shift our focus but a bit,…
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Pope Leo Explains God Does Not Listen To People Who Wage War So Long As You Don’t Count Moses, David, Joshua, Elijah, Saul, Gideon, Samson, Or Anyone Else In BibleGeeking with the enemy.Drop that bucket!Run for your life!Some people…
Easter: God, Love, Life – The Catholic Thing
During the first half of the 20th century, there emerged an extraordinary constellation of English Catholic writers, many of them converts, who had the great gift of being able to explicate the Catholic faith on a popular level without watering…
NASA Starting To Think Stocking Shuttle With Chipotle Might Have Been A Mistake
HOUSTON, TX — With the toilet about Artemis II breaking for the second time, NASA began to wonder if stocking the shuttle with Chipotle may have been a mistake.With the crew being forced to resort to "collapsible contingency urinals",…
Rescuing Western Civilization From Its “Domestic Enemies”
It is interesting to note that both ancient Greece, the “cradle of Western civilization,” and the Roman Empire, which spread Western civilization, declined and “fell” due partially to internal divisions. Another point to ponder is something…
Man Getting Really Excited About Mario Movie After Seeing Critics Hated It
EUGENE, OR — Local man Bennett Stenson has become increasingly excited for the new Mario movie after hearing that film critics hated it.With several professional critics turning in abysmal reviews for The Super Mario Galaxy Movie, Stenson's…
Fruit Cart Insurance No Longer Covering Destruction From Car Chases
COSTA MESA, CA — In what was sure to be a blow to street vendors across the nation, the country's leading provider announced that fruit cart insurance would no longer cover destruction from car chases.Long at risk of being demolished by…
Disciples Wondering What Jesus Could Have Possibly Meant By ‘They Will Kill Me And In Three Days I Will Rise From The Dead’
JERUSALEM — The disciples of Christ, distraught and crushed by the events of Friday, began to wonder what Jesus could have possibly meant when he said, "They will kill me and in three days I will rise from the dead."Gathered together…
Cesar Chavez: A Saul Alinsky-Trained Thug Gets His Due
Sometimes it may take many years, but finally the lies are exposed, the halos crash to the ground and vindication is awarded to the truth tellers. Pardon me if I am feeling a bit of satisfaction from some shocking revelations — finally! Let me…
Left-wing Outlet: Migrant Sexual Assault “Price Worth Paying to End Racism”
You perhaps didn’t think you’d see the day when diversity, equity, and inclusion (DEI) would be applied to sexual assault. But here we are, courtesy of “Black-led and Black-owned startup” (its own description) AFRU. If a migrant rapes you says…