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God, Florida, and America First: James Fishback on Foreign Influence and Christian Morality in Politics
James Fishback, a fourth-generation Floridian, is running to be the state’s 47th governor, replacing term-limited Ron DeSantis. Campaigning on a hardline America First platform, Fishback’s pitch to Floridians features banning abortion, cracking…
President Trump Has a New Plan to Defund Planned Parenthood
The Trump administration has a plan to block Planned Parenthood from receiving federal family planning funding, sources familiar with the matter tell The Daily Signal. The Trump administration announced Tuesday that it was extending Biden-era…
Sneak Peek: A Look At The Features Of Trump’s White House Ballroom
It's been all the buzz in the media this week, but only The Babylon Bee has the actual details about the features of President Trump's new White House ballroom.Administration insiders provided the following mock-up showcasing the…
Trump: Bomb Iran to “Stone Ages” If No Deal Made. Oil Prices Surge, Stock Market Drops After Speech.
Employing his usual bravado and braggadocio, President Donald Trump told Americans last night that if Iran does not capitulate to the United States he will continue the air raids that have not only destroyed much of the nation’s military…
Family Members Charged With Manslaughter in Strange “Assisted Suicide” Death
Jennifer Kovaleski reported for Denver 7 (ABC) News that Mildred “Milsy” Roller (91) died on February 18, 2024 by asphyxiation and not by assisted suicide. Assisted suicide is legal in the state of Colorado. If you have suicidal thoughts, do not…
Premature Baby Born at 23 Weeks Heads Home, Doing Great
Born at just 23 weeks gestation and weighing only 301g, baby Bi’Laynie has defied the odds and finally gone home from the hospital seven months after her birth. When baby Bi’Laynie Myna Daucima was born, she measured just 25cm long. Her mother,…
New Pro-Life Bill Would Ban Abortion Pills Nationwide
For many years, abortion in America mostly happened inside clinics. But that’s no longer the case. Today, a major shift has taken place: Abortion pills are now the most common way babies are killed in the United States. In fact, they make up…
Meet the Unsung Hero Who Makes Sure Every Space Mission Doesn’t Have a Stowaway Axe Murderer
CAPE CANAVERAL, FL — Russell Patrick has been doing the same job for NASA for over 50 years, though he's gotten little recognition despite the essential service he provides."I don't need praise," Patrick says. "I just…
In Historic First, Podcaster Goes On Other Podcaster’s Podcast
ROANOKE, VA — In a historic first that is shaking up the entire podcasting universe, one podcaster went on another podcaster's podcast.The incredible, once-in-a-lifetime event occurred when host Shawn McMath, host of the show Animals and…
Trump: Pam Bondi ‘Not Quite Hot Enough’ To Be This Bad At Her Job
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump announced on Thursday that after careful evaluation, he had determined that Attorney General Pam Bondi was "not quite hot enough" to be this incompetent at her job.Trump fired Bondi moments…