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Elon Musk Launches Emergency Rescue Plumber To Repair Artemis’ Toilet
CAPE CANAVERAL, FL — NASA issued a statement on Thursday confirming that Elon Musk had launched an emergency rescue plumber into space late Wednesday night to repair the broken toilet on the Artemis II spacecraft.Following news that the crew of…
Lost Angeles? Poll Finds 48% of Angelenos Want Socialist Mayor
Will our second-largest city follow our largest in electing a socialist mayor? This may well be the case if a new poll is to be believed. It’s not just that it shows socialist Nithya Raman in the lead in Los Angeles’ mayoral race. It’s also,…
Trump fires Attorney General Pam Bondi, names Todd Blanche acting AG
President Donald Trump abruptly removed Pam Bondi as attorney general on Thursday, triggering a high-profile shakeup at the Justice Department and installing his former defense lawyer, Todd Blanche, as acting AG. The president framed the move as…
President Trump Needs to Stop Planned Parenthood Funding and the Abortion Pill
President Donald Trump’s first term in the White House was characterized by numerous pro-life victories, ultimately culminating in the U.S. Supreme Court’s 2022 reversal of Roe v. Wade and Planned Parenthood v. Casey. Following a pivot on…
Tony Dungy is a Victim of Soft Anti-Life Bigotry
When it was announced earlier last month that legendary NFL coach Tony Dungy wouldn’t be in the studio for his 18th season as an analyst for NBC’s “Football Night in America,” industry analysts framed the decision as part of a broader network…
What A Moron: Judas Dips Bread In Bowl Right After Jesus Says ‘The One Who Dips The Bread In The Bowl Will Betray Me’
JERUSALEM — Witnesses revealed that total idiot Judas Iscariot dipped his bread in the bowl with Jesus mere seconds after the Lord announced that the one who dipped his bread in the bowl would betray Him.The remaining disciples reportedly shook…
Supreme Court Begs Colorado To Please Just Be Normal For Once
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The United States Supreme Court issued an official statement on Thursday begging the state of Colorado to please just be normal for once.After having to spend his entire day explaining to Colorado that therapists can tell a…
States That Ban Abortions are Spending More to Help Moms and Babies
States that ban abortions are spending millions more to help mothers and their babies through nutritional assistance programs, according to new research examining the effects of post-Dobbs abortion bans that save babies. The information is a…
FBI Raids California Hospice in $7M Fraud Case as Federal Crackdown Expands
Federal agents stormed a Southern California home early Thursday, marking a dramatic escalation in a widening crackdown on alleged healthcare fraud. The FBI, working alongside Health and Human Services, raided the residence of Amelou Gill and…