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MLB Introduces 10-Run Mercy Rule For Boston Red Sox
BOSTON, MA — To keep games from getting out of hand, Major League Baseball announced that it would be implementing a 10-run "mercy rule" for the Boston Red Sox.The rule was instituted as MLB officials worried that games could extend…
OAS Takes Historic Stand Against Forced Abortions on Sex Trafficking Victims
Human trafficking does not stop at sexual exploitation. It reaches into clinics, across borders, through criminal networks, and into the bodies of women and girls who have already lost nearly everything. On May 15, 2026, the Organization of…
Baal Returns From The Bathroom To Find All His Prophets Dead
MOUNT CARMEL — The demon known as "Baal" returned from a bathroom break only to find all of 450 of his prophets dead.Watching as all of Israel proclaimed that "The Lord is God," Baal later admitted that he had picked a…
New Polls Show Dead Heat Between ‘Make Everything Worse’ Candidate And ‘Fix Everything’ Candidate
U.S. — New polling data in an ongoing political race showed a dead heat between the "Make Everything Worse" candidate and the "Fix Everything" candidate.Voters were reportedly unsure whether the candidate who wants to fix all…
What’s the Over/Under on How Soon Barrett Brown Gets Arrested Again? : The Other McCain
Posted on | May 18, 2026 | No Comments Barrett Brown, interviewed on NBC News, 2011 Given all the trouble in the world right now, my hunch is that Barrett Brown is somewhere near the bottom of the list of federal law enforcement priorities. It’s…
Father Gathers Loved Ones To Break The News That He’s Getting Really Into The Civil War
BANGOR, ME — Local dad David Kemp gathered his family together today to break the news to them that he's getting really into the American Civil War.Kemp explained that his evenings would heretofore be spent watching Ken Burns' The…
As CBS Radio Signs Off, Tune To Salem Radio News
After nearly 100 years of continuous operation, CBS News Radio is entering its final week on the air – yet one more casualty of the rapidly evolving world of mass media. The network of Edward R. Murrow, Walter Cronkite, and the beloved “CBS…
Deceived by Planned Parenthood: Woman Has Nightmare Experience With Abortion Pill
Pro-lifers everywhere are watching the Louisiana abortion pill lawsuit unfold with hope. It could spell the end of abortion pills through the mail. The lawsuit against telehealth abortions (the abortion pill sent through the mail after a remote…
Rededicate 250 is a Reminder to Pray for America
This weekend, Americans from across the country made their way to our nation’s capital for a special rededication of our country as one nation under God. The event is part of a series of observances during America’s 250th anniversary, organized…
POST OP-ED: Don’t Let the Deniers Ignore This Record of Hamas’ Oct. 7 Sexual Atrocities
By The New York Post Editorial Board Let nothing bury “Silenced No More,” the Civil Commission on October 7th Crimes Against Women and Children report: The entire world needs to learn from this harrowing, detailed and thoroughly documented…