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Hobbit On Diet Cuts Back To Four Meals A Day
BYWATER — A particularly plump hobbit named Elanor Bolger has decided to go on a diet, cutting back from her usual six meals a day to a measly four meals a day.Hobbits are known for eating six meals a day, including breakfast, second breakfast,…
Supreme Court Rules Street Preacher Can Challenge City’s Speech Ordinance
The U.S. Supreme Court ruled unanimously in favor of a street preacher who argues a city ordinance unconstitutionally prevents him from sharing his Christian faith in public. The Supreme Court ruled 9-0 in Olivier v. City of Brandon that Gabriel…
Mysterious Investor ‘Pancy_Nelosi’ Makes Millions On Oil Trade Minutes Before Trump’s Iran Announcement
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Just minutes before President Donald Trump announced a peace deal with Iran was close, a mysterious investor named "Pancy_Nelosi" placed hundreds of millions on a speculative trade that oil prices would plummet.The…
Local Couple Enjoys Romantic Two-Week Honeymoon In TSA Line
HOUSTON, TX — Local newlyweds Brandon and Amelia Stockwell reported having the time of their lives during a romantic two-week honeymoon spent entirely in the TSA security line at Houston Hobby.Highlights of the trip included a spontaneous…
Chicago White Sox Improve Playoff Chances By Switching To WNBA
CHICAGO, IL — In the wake of two historically bad seasons, the owner of the Chicago White Sox has reportedly opted to enter his team into the WNBA to improve their chances."Last year I was watching the players make error after error and it…
Senate Launches Investigation of Abortion Pill Manufacturers
The Senate has launched an investigation into the companies that make the deadly and dangerous abortion pill – which has killed millions of babies and injured thousands of women. U.S. Senate Health, Education, Labor and Pensions Committee…
Lockdowns 2.0? IEA Rolls Out “Sheltering” Plan as U.S.-Israel War on Iran Hits Oil Supply
The International Energy Agency (IEA) has published a 10-point plan to reshape everyday behavior in response to the energy crisis triggered by the U.S.-Israel war on Iran. The proposal, titled “Sheltering From Oil Shocks,” is advising…
She Was Planned Parenthood’s Employee of the Year, Now She’s Pro-Life. “No One is Too Far Gone From God”
Heartbeat International kicked off its 55th Annual Pregnancy Help Conference Tuesday with an intensive training day packed with programming and a keynote address from a Planned Parenthood whistleblower. Heartbeat is the largest network of…
Soldiers Issued Crocs So Trump Can Say He Didn’t Put Boots On The Ground
IRAN — The Pentagon has issued Crocs to the 82nd Airborne Division in order to allow President Trump to truthfully say that he has not put any boots on the ground.All soldiers have been required to turn in their standard-issue Army Combat Boots…
Guess What Time It Is, ‘Iranian Leaders’? : The Other McCain
Posted on | March 25, 2026 | No Comments Do me a favor: Somebody translate this into Farsi, and bring it to the attention of the surviving “leadership” in Tehran, because they obviously don’t know what time it is — it’s time to quit, fellows:…