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Sidewalk Evangelist Wins Right to Share Good News
Thanks to our friends at First Liberty Institute, evangelist Ernest Giardino is once again free to share the Good News of Jesus Christ while walking the sidewalks of Chapin, South Carolina. After eight months of carrying around signs that…
Prodigal Son Returns After SNAP Benefits Expire
GALILEE — A local family rejoiced after a wayward son returned in repentance to his father, though subsequent reports claimed that this was because he just ran out of SNAP benefits.Sources said that the father ran out to his son, who looked a…
VP Vance: I Pray My Wife Comes to Accept the Christian Gospel
Vice President JD Vance and Charlie Kirk’s widow, Erika Kirk, spoke at The University of Mississippi on Wednesday night, keynoting the “This is The Turning Point” Turning Point USA tour stop. Students happily lined up in the cold and rain at Ole…
Pentagon Orders Nationwide Quick Reaction Forces for “Civil Disturbance Operations”
AP ImagesNational Guard soldiers at Union Station The National Guard Bureau (NGB), a component of the Department of War, has ordered all U.S. states and territories to create a “quick reaction force” (QRF) of troops ready to deploy by…
Federal Employment Shouldn’t Be a Ticket to Lifetime Job Security
Let the wailing and gnashing of teeth begin. Within the first two weeks of the ongoing government shutdown, agency heads reportedly sent permanent layoff notices to about 4,000 federal employees under the guidance of Director of the Office of…
Kash Patel Reveals Halloween Plot Foiled in Michigan
Federal investigators foiled a real-life Halloween horror early Friday, arresting “multiple” suspects in an alleged terror plot, FBI Director Kash Patel announced just hours before trick-or-treating began across the country. “This morning the…
Man Longs For Simpler Time Before Grandma Discovered Emojis
MACON, GA — Local man John Gardener expressed longing this week for a simpler, better time before his grandmother learned how to use emojis in texts and social media posts.Though he clarified that he loved his grandmother, Dorothy, dearly, his…
Members of Congress Join Together to Pray for America
Thirty days into an increasingly painful government shutdown — and political divides as deep as they’ve ever been — a group of House conservatives is making it clear that while Washington may not have the solution to America’s problems, God…
Republicans Gaining Ground in Key Elections in Historically-Blue States
November of 2024 saw tens of millions of Americans unite to send President Donald Trump back to the White House, flanked by a Republican-controlled Senate and House of Representatives. But the Novembers of 2025 and 2026 are likely to see the…
Embarrassed Democrats Admit They Can’t Remember Why They Shut The Government Down
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Democratic lawmakers quietly admitted on Friday that they can't seem to remember why they shut down the government in the first place.Washington insiders confirmed that the party had held several closed-door meetings to…