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Republicans Smear Popular Progressive Candidate Just Because He’s a Clone of Hitler
PORTLAND, ME — Popular progressive candidate Arnold Henry swept through the Democratic primary and excited left-leaning Democrats — with many even talking presidential prospects in 2028 — but Republicans have shifted into overdrive, smearing…
Man On Day Seven Of Doing 15-Minute Task
LOS ANGELES — Alan Maxwell recently entered day seven of a simple task that would take most normal adults no more than 15 minutes to complete.According to sources, it all started a week ago when his wife asked him to change the HVAC air filters…
Democrat Effort To Retake Congress Once Again Thwarted By Existence Of Laws
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Frustrated members of the Democratic Party expressed exasperation today, as their effort to retake control of the United States Congress was once again thwarted by the existence of laws.Laws have long been a thorn in the side…
Pro-Life Group to Supreme Court: Protect Moms and Babies From Abortion Pills
Earlier this week, Family Research Council (FRC) and Dr. Martha Shuping filed an amicus brief at the U.S. Supreme Court in Danco Laboratories v. State of Louisiana in support of Louisiana’s fight to end the flow of mail-order abortion drugs into…
113 Members of Congress Urge Supreme Court to Stop Mail-Order Abortions
Some 113 Republican members of Congress urged the Supreme Court to stop mail-order abortions. They filed a legal brief asking the high court to reinstate critical safety restrictions on the abortion drug mifepristone, supporting Louisiana’s…
10 Shocking Revelations From The Declassified UFO Files
In a long-anticipated move, the U.S. government finally released a trove of previously classified files about UFOs and the search for extraterrestrial life.Here are the ten most shocking revelations from the now-public files:The…
Paco Enterprises: And now Tennessee
Looks like the donks have been redistricted out of their last stronghold in Tennessee (centered in Memphis), which means that the ultra-obnoxious Steve Cohen will be returning to the lowing herd. Plus, he's likely to be replaced by a black,…
Cuckoo’s Nest: Mental-health Awareness Is “Backfiring” and “Manufacturing Illness”
My time working with kids, decades ago, left me with some interesting stories. One of them involved a boy of about 10 — I’ll call him Joe (not his real name) — who’d been diagnosed with “ADHD.” His mother told me a mental-health professional…
UFO Files Reveal Aliens Here And Already Defrauded Minnesota For $20 Billion
MINNEAPOLIS, MN — A newly released batch of classified government documents revealed aliens had already been present for many years, and they've been actively defrauding the Minnesota government out of an estimated $20 billion.The…
Family Blindsided After Learning of Sister’s Death at Assisted Suicide Clinic on Instagram
A family have been left blindsided after learning of their sister’s secret assisted suicide on Instagram at a Swiss assisted suicide clinic. Wendy Duffy, a 56-year-old former care worker from the West Midlands, reportedly paid £10,000 to end her…