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10 Questions On California’s Test To Determine If You’re Gay Enough
California has introduced an official LGBT Business Enterprise certificate, which comes with all sorts of cool tax breaks if you're a certified gay. Sounds great, right? However, the state is doing its due diligence by testing all…
Vance to Israel: Remember Who Pays Your Bills
Vice President JD Vance told Israeli officials today that they might want to behave themselves even if they don’t like the U.S.-Iran peace deal signed yesterday in France.The reason: American taxpayers are the reason — the only reason — Israel…
Al Gore Explains That While ‘An Inconvenient Truth’ Did Not Prove Accurate, It Did Make Him Incredibly Rich
NASHVILLE, TN — While commemorating the film's 20th anniversary, former Vice President Al Gore explained that while An Inconvenient Truth did not prove to be accurate, it did make him incredibly rich.Gore, who wrote and starred in the…
Player Kicked Off Joel Osteen’s Church Softball Team For Writing Bible Verse On Hat
HOUSTON, TX — News broke this afternoon that Pastor Joel Osteen kicked congregant Jeff Janovec off the church softball team after Janovec reportedly wrote a Bible verse on his Lakewood Church team hat.Church representatives confirmed that before…
Trump, Iran President Sign MOU; Trump Says He Had No Choice
U.S. President Donald Trump and Iranian President Masoud Pezeshkian signed a 14-point memorandum of understanding that ended the war in Persian Gulf for 60 days until final details of a peace deal are negotiated.Trump signed the pact at the…
Nate Bargatze Does Not Owe Anyone an Apology
Comedian Nate Bargatze is under fire for attending this past Saturday’s “UFC Freedom 250” – the seven-bout ultimate fighting spectacle at the White House. The controversial event emerged out of a long-time friendship between President Donald…
Report: Inside Peter Thiel’s Private Club, Where Oligarchy Builds the Future
A leak from Peter Thiel’s private Dialog society offers a rare look at how America’s political, military, financial, and technology elites gather when they believe the public is not watching.The result is not just embarrassing. It is…
I Felt Like “Neo in the Matrix”: Jillian Michaels on Leaving Leftism — the Left “Comes for Everyone”
“There is no one as illiberal as a liberal with power,” goes the apocryphal saying. And a warning about this very phenomenon has come from a perhaps unexpected source: fitness icon Jillian Michaels. The Left “comes for everyone,” is how Michaels…
Learning from Trump, Man Successfully Negotiates Wife Down to Absolutely Everything She Wants
DAYTON, OH — Local man Troy Greer announced that after a long, intense round of negotiations with his wife, he had emerged victorious and had successfully negotiated her down to getting absolutely everything she wanted.Citing the shrewd…
Man Continues Tenth Year Of Sending Just A Thumbs Up To Every Single Text Message He Receives
ROCKPORT, TX — Local man Jake Minter confirmed that he had now entered his 10th consecutive year of replying to every single text with only a single thumbs-up emoji.The streak carried on its decade-long run this morning when Minter's wife…