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Make Washington, D.C., Square Again
Virginia’s newly approved (but not yet certified) congressional-redistricting plan has revived a constitutional question that has lingered since 1846: Did Congress have authority to give part of Washington, D.C., back to Virginia? From a strict…
Mom Accidentally Opens Wormhole Helping Kid With Fractions
BOUNTIFUL, UT — Local mother Sarah Jenkins was reportedly attempting to explain the difference between a numerator and a denominator to her fourth grader on Monday morning when she inadvertently folded the fabric of spacetime and created a…
Supreme Court Must Ultimately Stop Mail-Order Abortions, Protect Moms and Babies
The U.S. Supreme Court today issued a temporary order allowing continued mail distribution of the abortion drugs mifepristone and misoprostol while litigation proceeds. The order is set to expire within days as the Court considers next steps in…
Supreme Corut Temporarily Allows Mail-Order Abortions
Today, the U.S. Supreme Court issued an administrative stay that temporarily restores nationwide mail-order access to the abortion pill Mifepristone, which pauses an appeals court order that reinstated a previous rule that the drug be dispensed…
An “Ancient Killer” Returns to California — Courtesy of Illegal Aliens?
If your three children all got sick the day after a new kid came over to play, you’d have a decent clue about who the vector of disease was. This comes to mind with the reintroduction in California of an ancient killer: tuberculosis (TB).The…
Elizabeth Warren Proudly Displays Scalp Of Spirit Airlines
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Senator Elizabeth Warren was seen riding into town Monday morning bearing the scalp of her defeated enemy, Spirit Airlines.The senator from Massachusetts previously opposed a merger between JetBlue and Spirit Airlines, arguing…
Trump Warns Iran Will Be “Blown Off the Face of the Earth” If U.S. Vessels Are Attacked
President Donald Trump delivered a blunt warning to Iran on Monday: attack U.S. vessels, and the response will be overwhelming. In an interview with Trey Yingst on Fox News, Trump said Iran would be “blown off the face of the Earth” if it…
Relationship Experts Say Engagement Ring Should Cost At Least Two Tanks Of Gas
LOS ANGELES, CA — New data from relationship experts says an engagement ring should cost at least two full tanks of gas, information that many believe will make it difficult for young couples to find something in their budgets."A good…
U.S. Forces Destroy Six Iranian Boats in Strait of Hormuz Clash Under Trump’s Project Freedom
Project Freedom in action. U.S. forces struck fast and hard in the Strait of Hormuz on Monday, sinking six Iranian small boats in a direct confrontation that underscores the escalating pressure campaign under President Donald Trump’s “Project…
Iowa Legislature Passes Bill to Ban Mail-Order Abortions
The Iowa Senate has passed legislation to ban mail-order abortion-inducing drugs, requiring in-person medical examinations to protect women’s health and safeguard unborn children from chemical abortions. House File 2563 passed the Senate on a…