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Tim Walz Volunteers To Personally Check Each And Every California Business To See If Owners Are Gay Enough
SAN FRANCISCO, CA — With California adopting a new system to check if LGBTQ+ labeled businesses are really gay, Minnesota Governor Tim Walz showed up uninvited at the offices of the California Public Utilities Commission volunteering to…
Trump Administration Reveals Iran MOU With Oil Export Waivers, $300 Billion Development Framework and 60-Day Nuclear Talks
The Trump Administration on Tuesday publicly outlined the contents of its newly signed memorandum of understanding with Iran, revealing plans for immediate waivers on Iranian oil exports, a framework for at least $300 billion in reconstruction…
Kennedy’s MAHA Allies Pressure CDC Over $1.55 Billion Covid Vaccine Buy
A new legal letter to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) puts the agency’s latest Covid vaccine procurement under sharp scrutiny.The letter, dated June 16, was sent by Siri & Glimstad to Dr. Jay Bhattacharya, the CDC’s…
MLB Orders Players Who Refused To Bow To Pride Flag To Be Thrown Into Fiery Furnace
NEW YORK, NY — MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred, reportedly infuriated by news of ball players defiling their pride hats with Bible verses, has ordered anyone who refuses to bow to the pride flag be cast into the fiery furnace.In response to players…
VICTORY: Trump Secures Reopening Of Strait That Was Open Before War
IRAN — In a sign of total and absolute victory, President Trump announced that he had secured the reopening of the vital Strait of Hormuz, which was open before the war that Trump started in Iran.The Strait of Hormuz is the vital waterway on…
McDonald’s Brings Back Original Recipe Apple Pies With Cocaine In Them
CHICAGO, IL — In a bid to capture vintage nostalgia, McDonald's has announced the return of its true, original-recipe apple pies. The company confirmed the legendary dessert will once again feature the secret ingredient from its initial…
World Breathes Sigh Of Relief As Terrorists Promise To Be Good
WORLD — Citizens across the globe breathed a collective sigh of relief after learning that the government of Iran has promised to be good from here on out as part of the peace deal negotiated by President Donald Trump.The announcement came as…
Most Popular VBS Theme For Each Denomination
Vacation Bible School season is upon us once again, and you may have noticed that every denomination has its own special twist on how to engage elementary-age kiddos. The Babylon Bee has surveyed the country, and here are the most popular VBS…
Josh Hawley Demands Answers From MLB After Giants Pitchers Warned Over Bible Verses During Pride Night
Sen. Josh Hawley is demanding answers from Major League Baseball after the league issued warnings to several San Francisco Giants pitchers who wrote Bible verse references on their caps during the team’s Pride Night celebration. In a letter to…
Mamdani-Backed House Candidate Darializa Avila Chevalier Raises Majority of Campaign Cash From Out-of-State Donors
They may be funding her campaign, but they don’t live in the district. According to a New York Post report, more than 60% of the roughly $350,000 raised by Mamdani-backed congressional candidate Darializa Avila Chevalier during the latest…