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Graham Platner’s Country-cat Kayfabe: Is the Farmer Just a Faker?
He’s got his jeans and flannel shirt. He’s got the beard. He’s got the gravelly voice. He’s got the oyster farm.And he’s got the radical beliefs — communism included.Oh, Graham Platner, Democratic nominee for the U.S. Senate from Maine, also has…
Gavin Newsom Claims DOJ Is Investigating Him and His Family, Alleges Trump Retaliation
California Gov. Gavin Newsom claimed Monday that federal investigators are scrutinizing him, his wife, and members of his inner circle in what he described as a politically motivated effort tied to his potential presidential ambitions. In a…
Gen Zer Hospitalized After Going More Than 5 Minutes Without Saying ‘Bro’
SAN DIMAS, CA — Local Gen Zer Aiden Heath was reportedly hospitalized this week after going more than five minutes without saying "bro."Doctors called it the most horrifying case of Metabolic Zoomer Shock (MZS) they had ever…
Democrats Demand Reparations From African American
U.S. — In a surprising policy shift, Democrats announced they were now demanding reparations from an African American.Prominent Democratic Party leaders in Washington, D.C., took to the airwaves this week, calling for immediate reparations to be…
CDC Awards Pfizer $1.24 Billion for Updated Covid Vaccines
The Trump administration just gave Pfizer another major payday.For many in the MAHA movement, it is another blow. They hoped President Donald Trump and Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s Health and Human Services Department (HHS) would confront the…
Conservative Parents Horrified To Walk In On Son Watching World Cup
MOBILE, AL — Local conservatives Michael and Lacie Barnett were reportedly aghast after walking in on their son Jeffrey watching the FIFA World Cup.Lacie collapsed into her husband's arms in horror as Michael demanded to know how long this…
UFC Fight Ends Abruptly As Trump Brokers Peace Deal Between The Fighters
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The highly anticipated UFC Freedom 250 event held on the White House lawn was abruptly cut short Sunday evening after President Trump announced he had brokered a peace deal between the fighters.The exclusive invitation-only…
UFC Fight Ends Abruptly As Trump Brokers Peace Deal Between The Fighters
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The highly anticipated UFC Freedom 250 event held on the White House lawn was abruptly cut short Sunday evening after President Trump announced he had brokered a peace deal between the fighters.The exclusive invitation-only…
Oh, is it that time of year, again?
June is the month which the LG-with-BLT-and-fries crowd co-opt for the purpose of celebrating...whatever it is they celebrate. I think I'll call it Pride-Goeth-Before-the Fall month. Far more importantly, June is the month in which…
UFC Freedom 250 Draws Massive Crowd At White House As Protesters Stage Counter Events
What a train wreck… While thousands of Americans packed the White House grounds Sunday night for UFC Freedom 250, critics of President Donald Trump staged competing protests and online counterprogramming during the America 250 celebration. The…