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Affidavit Reveals Attempted Assassination Suspect’s Travel, Ease in Checking Into Hotel
Cole Tomas Allen, whom prosecutors allege attempted to murder President Donald Trump and top administration officials during the White House Correspondents’ Association dinner at the Washington Hilton on Saturday, easily checked into the hotel,…
The Unmentionable Part Of The Problem
SCOTUS handed down a major decision today regarding the Voting Rights Act and race. I’ll try and make the ruling as simple as possible – it is in line with Chief Justice Roberts declaration that “the only way to end…
Methods of Journalism 301 : The Other McCain
Posted on | April 29, 2026 | No Comments Welcome to J-School, boys and girls, and before we start today’s lesson, somebody needs to hit the tip jar for $16.04, for reasons to be explained later. This morning I had an online colloquy with my…
Dad Splits Commute Time Between Worshipping The Lord Jesus Christ And Cursing Out Bad Drivers
LEE'S SUMMIT, MO — Traveling to and from work followed its standard pattern this morning, as a local dad once again split his commute between worshipping the Lord Jesus Christ and cursing out bad drivers.Witnesses said Jeff West, a project…
Supreme Court Redistricting Ruling on Louisiana Map Sparks Backlash From California Democrats
A major Supreme Court ruling on congressional redistricting is sending shockwaves through Democratic strongholds, with top California officials warning the decision could reshape how political maps are drawn nationwide. The Supreme Court of the…
Vegan Crossfitter Cyclist Unsure What To Tell You About First
SANTA MONICA, CA — According to sources, a local vegan Crossfitter cyclist has become increasingly frustrated in his social life because he never knows what to tell people about first.Jonathan Patrick, a local vegan who spends all of his waking…
Farm Bill Pushes Federal Control Over Pesticide Warnings, Sparks Backlash
As the House prepares to take up the “Farm, Food, and National Security Act of 2026,” or the Farm Bill 2.0, this week, a wide-ranging agricultural bill, a fight over pesticide immunity is becoming a flashpoint testing the strength of the MAHA…
‘Is It Too Late To Ask Who Gerry Mander Is?’ KBJ Whispers To Clarence Thomas
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Shortly before the United States Supreme Court issued its ruling on Louisiana's proposed redrawing of its congressional map, Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson reportedly asked fellow Justice Clarence Thomas if it was too late…
Supreme Court Rebukes Democrat AG for Threatening Pro-Life Pregnancy Center
The Supreme Court delivered a unanimous rebuke to New Jersey Democrat Attorney General Matthew Platkin for his demand that a pro-life pregnancy center hand over its donor information. Platkin had issued a subpoena to First Choice Women’s…
Facing Budget Crisis, Mamdani Calls His Parents To Ask If He Can Borrow $4 Billion
NEW YORK CITY, NY — Facing a significant budget crisis, Mayor Zohran Mamdani confirmed he had called his mother to ask if he can borrow $4 billion."As a responsible mayor, I'm not afraid to ask my mommy for more money," Mamdani…