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MTG Hints at Conservative Insurrection Against Trump; Denounces Leavitt for Not Ruling Out Draft, Troops in Iran
Former GOP Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene is on the warpath against President Donald Trump over his bombing of Iran, and strongly hinted today that an America First insurrection against Trump — if not a third party political effort —…
Jew Converts To Christianity After Twitter User Says ‘Christ Is King, You Filthy Money-Grubbin’ Jew’
NEW YORK, NY — Heaven rejoiced today after a Jewish man accepted Jesus and converted to Christianity. Sources confirmed that the man was converted thanks to the powerful witness of an X user who proclaimed, "Christ is King, you filthy…
Report: Six-day Cost of Iran War: $11B-plus; Info Disinters Vance’s Denouncing “Stupid” Wars
Donald Trump, the president who promised no more “stupid” foreign wars, as Vice President J.D. Vance called them, spent $11.3 billion of taxpayer money in the first six days of the war against Iran.If that rate held through today, then the war…
How Elites Are Actively Celebrating Polycules, Polyamory and Throuples
The invention of new family forms never stops. It just continues. It started in the 1960s and 70s with the separation of sex and babies from marriage, marriage from parenting with the expressive divorce, and the single-parent-by-choice…
Morbidly Obese Pete Hegseth Denies Any Knowledge Of What Happened To Leftover Lobster For The Troops
WASHINGTON, D.C. — An uncharacteristically rotund Pete Hegseth held a press conference to deny having any knowledge of what happened to all the leftover lobster that had been procured for the troops."I, Secretary of War Peter Hegseth, have…
Google Maps Subtracts Hour From Travel Time After Realizing Dad Driving
MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA — Google announced an update for its popular Google Maps application that would automatically subtract an hour from travel time if it knows a dad is driving."Dads statistically make fewer stops, race to get ahead of semis,…
Trump Goes to Kentucky to Stump Against Massie
President Donald Trump traveled to Kentucky on Wednesday to stump for Ed Gallrein, a hand-picked Republican candidate he’s hoping will defeat Representative Thomas Massie in May’s primary.The president held at event at Verst Logistics in Hebron.…
Wives and Mothers Should Be the Stars of Women’s History Month
“Women’s History Month,” which dates to “Women’s History Week,” first established in 1978, is widely considered the first systematic, nationwide acknowledgment of the countless contributions females have made to shape and change the world.…
Democrats Expel Fetterman After Repeated Warnings To Stop Supporting America
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Senate Democrats voted to expel Pennsylvania Senator John Fetterman on Thursday after their repeated warnings for him to stop supporting America were ignored.Fetterman, who recently praised Trump's military action in…
Undercover Video Catches Abortion Center Admitting It Kills Babies “Up to 24 Weeks”
Abortion Free New Mexico is commending investigative reporting by the New Mexico Sentinel after the outlet published an undercover video report showing how a New Mexico abortion clinic allegedly assists Texas residents — including minors — in…