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Nation That Once Charged Into Certain Death For Freedom Now Letting Their Daughters Handle The Rape Gangs
SCOTLAND — According to reports, the homeland of William Wallace has shifted away from charging into certain death in the name of freedom to just letting their teenage daughters handle the violent rape gangs."I let my daughter have a knife,…
Overcorrection? Cracker Barrel Adds Confederate Flag To Logo And Changes Name To ‘The South Will Rise Again’
LEBANON, TN — Questions continue to swirl over whether perhaps Cracker Barrel went too far overcorrecting as it unveiled a logo featuring a Confederate flag and the new name "The South Will Rise Again."While the public had roundly…
Trump Cuts Abortion Funding From PEPFAR Program That Fights AIDS
One astonishing element of the second Trump administration is the radical Left’s hapless pattern of choosing to fight on what amounts to political quicksand. In the latest installment of this phenomenon, The New York Times complains that “the…
UK Enacts Plan To Stop Rape Gangs By Arresting All Potential Rape Victims
SCOTLAND — As part of a sweeping effort to put a stop to Arab migrant rape gangs terrorizing the country, UK authorities have begun rounding up and arresting all potential rape victims. Experts say this will effectively put an end to migrant…
Southwest To Require Your Mom To Charter Entire Plane
DALLAS, TX — As part of a company-wide initiative to increase revenue and provide a greater level of comfort for its passengers, Southwest Airlines announced that, effective immediately, your mom would be required to charter the entire plane to…
Pope Leo Affirms Ecumenism Comparing Nicaea to Lutheran-Led Conference
In a resounding endorsement of the ecumenical movement, Pope Leo XIV is drawing parallels between the First Ecumenical Council of Nicaea and the Lutheran-led ecumenical Conference in Stockholm, referring to Catholics and Protestants as “fellow…
Churches Fight Back Against Illinois Mandate Forcing Them to Fund Abortions
The Thomas More Society will argue before the Illinois Appellate Court on behalf of the Illinois Baptist State Association (IBSA), opposing a state mandate that requires health insurance plans to include abortion coverage. According to a …
Woman Allegedly Tells ICE Agent ‘I Hope Your Kid Dies,’ Threatens to Shoot Officers: Report
According to a New York Post report, a Chicago woman is accused of unleashing a profane tirade against federal immigration officers during a raid Sunday morning on the city’s West Side — allegedly threatening to kill agents and their families.…
Travis Kelce Finally Acquires Ring Without Help Of Referees
U.S. — Travis Kelce, long-time tight end for the Kansas City Chiefs, has finally acquired an expensive ring without the help of NFL referees.Kelce, who announced his engagement to American pop star Taylor Swift this week, reportedly spent his…
2 Dead, Up to 20 Victims at Catholic School and Church: Developing
An active shooter was reported at Annunciation Catholic School and Church in Minneapolis early Wednesday, just two days into the new school year. First responders swarmed the area around the church shortly after 8:30 a.m. following reports of…