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‘The Babylon Bee’ Hires Stanford University To Take New Staff Photo
U.S. — The Babylon Bee is excited to publicly release our first official staff photo in five years, with a huge thanks to the expert visual media team from Stanford University who made it possible.While some faces have changed over the years,…
Top 10 Reasons To Move To Washington State
While the Evergreen State is most famous as the setting for the hit NBC sitcom Frasier, actual people live there, too. Could you be the next one to call it home?Here are 10 great reasons to move to Washington:Never stops raining: Good if…
Heaven Confirms People Who Line The Dashboards Of Their Jeeps With Little Duckies Will Not Inherit The Kingdom Of God
HEAVEN — A representative of Heaven confirmed on Thursday that people who line the dashboards of their Jeeps with little duckies will not inherit the kingdom of God.Duck Duck Jeep, or Jeep Ducking, is the act of leaving rubber ducks on other…
Netanyahu Calls U.N. Delegates ‘Moral Cowards’ During Walkout
Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu got two very different welcomes at the United Nations on Thursday: cheers from supporters in the balcony — and a mass walkout from delegates on the floor. Supporters chanted “Am Yisrael Chai,” or “the…
Toddler Says He Definitely Does Not Need To Potty — Update: TODDLER NEEDS TO POTTY RIGHT NOW
GRAPEVINE, TX — Local toddler Harlan Carter confidently insisted to his mother that he absolutely did not need to go potty before getting in the car for a two-hour drive.Carter's mother asked repeatedly whether he might need to potty just…
Trump’s Diesel Fix: Lower Prices Now, Shortages and Controls Later?
The Trump administration is considering a ban on U.S. diesel exports in an effort to bring down record fuel prices.The idea is simple: keep more diesel at home. The result, however, could eventually be less fuel, not more, with higher costs…
Indonesia’s Government Is Trying to Censor My “Great Replacement” Speech
Here’s a point to ponder: Why would the Indonesian government want to censor speech about the Great Replacement of Western peoples via suicidal (im)migration policies?Because it apparently does, and I should know — the Jakarta regime just…
What A Noob! This So-Called ‘Pastor’ Didn’t Even Make Each Sermon Point Start With The Same Letter
OWASSO, OK — It was total amateur hour at First Baptist Church of Owasso as so-called "Pastor" Darren Parsons didn't even make each of his sermon points start with the same letter.The congregation was left aghast as Parsons'…
Canada Euthanized This Woman for Depression, She Wasn’t Even Terminally Ill
Two sisters have said they were only given 48 hours’ notice that their mother would have her life ended by euthanasia, although they say she was not terminally ill. According to the Daily Mail, Donna Duncan told her daughters in October 2021…
Mayor Suleiman Khalil’s Crime? Defending Christians.
The persecution of Christians around the world is a difficult topic to personalize until you begin to put names to the widespread murder and abuse. Mayor Suleiman Khalil is a Syrian Christian who is also an engineer and businessman who once…