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DOJ Sues Kansas City, Kansas Public Schools Over ‘Transgender’ Secrecy Policies
The U.S. Department of Justice announced it had filed a lawsuit against Kansas City, Kansas Public Schools (KCKPS) for “facilitating secret ‘gender transitions’ for children at school without their parents’ knowledge or consent.” The complaint,…
Virtual Child Porn Protected by First Amendment, Per Decades-Old Supreme Court Ruling
A federal court last week dismissed a child pornography possession charge against a man who used AI to create computer-generated, sexual images of children The ruling revealed decades-old Supreme Court precedent affording virtual child…
New Pro-Life Trucks are Going Across America to Save Babies From Abortion
PROLIFE Across AMERICA has 10,450 billboards spread all over the U.S. They illustrate a joyful and crucial element of the pro-life message: happy babies telling the world what they could do before they were born. With few words these roadway…
The Babylon Bee Guide To Boomer Slang
Connecting with the older folk can be a challenge, especially when you have a hard time understanding what they're saying. But don't worry, if you put your mind to it, you can learn to communicate with even the lamest of old heads.Here…
Student Walkouts: When Activism Hijacks Education
Student-led walkouts weren’t always received favorably by the left. When Civil Rights leaders in 1964 announced plans to organize a widespread student-led boycott of New York City schools to protest racial segregation and alleged inequality, the…
In The Mailbox: 09.02.26 (Morning Edition) : The Other McCain
Posted on | September 2, 2026 | No Comments — compiled by Wombat-socho Weekend substackery and suchlike things, unfortunately delayed.Coyote vs. Acme was very good, and you should go see it. Warner Brothers was insane not to release this…
Say No to Assisted Suicide, Fix How We Care for the Vulnerable
As a doctor, I have spent much of my professional life caring for people at some of the most vulnerable moments they will ever face. I have seen the anxiety that surrounds the prospect of dying, and the desperate wish of patients and families to…
Sauron Insists He Only Tried To Enslave All Of Middle-Earth Because He Was Suffering From Postpartum Depression
BARAD-DÛR, MORDOR — Accused of attempting to enslave all the free peoples of Middle-earth and cover the land with darkness, the Dark Lord Sauron explained he only did it because he was suffering from postpartum depression.The Mouth of Sauron…
Trump Warns Iran Next Truth Social Post Will Include Even More Exclamation Marks
WASHINGTON, D.C. — As hostilities between the United States and the Iranian regime flared up again in recent days, President Donald Trump warned Iran that his next Truth Social post would include even more exclamation marks.Following another…
Pastor Torn Between Preaching God’s Eternal Word Or Playing Another Movie Clip
ARCADIA, CA — A local pastor found himself torn between preaching God's eternal and entirely sufficient Scriptures to the congregation or just playing another entertaining movie clip.Tasked with shepherding the flock that Jesus put under…