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Paddleboat Ride Enjoyable For Seven Seconds
STANLEY, ID — A paddleboat ride at a local lake resulted in about seven seconds of enjoyment for a local couple, followed by twenty minutes of pain, work, sweat, and regret, sources revealed."I love this!" exclaimed Ben Burchstead,…
Unpaid TSA Agent Still Showing Up To Grope People For Love Of The Game
DENVER, CO — Despite the partial government shutdown, one unpaid TSA agent is still showing up to grope people at the airport for the pure love of the game.The TSA is one of the agencies that has been affected by the funding shortfall that began…
Here Are 12 Fun Crimes You Can Get Away With If You Just Say ‘We Are On Stolen Land’
Stolen land is all the rage in the news lately. These days, everyone gets a free pass to do as many fun crimes as they want on land swiped from indigenous peoples, as long as they keep pointing out that the land was stolen.Here are 12 awesome…
Thoughtful Husband Purposely Does Numerous Things Wrong Because He Knows How Much His Wife Loves Nagging
TWIN FALLS, ID — A thoughtful husband is being recognized for purposely doing numerous things wrong because he knows how much his wife loves nagging.Mark Garcia is always thinking of his wife, Melissa, and trying to come up with ways to bless…
Santa Hat Added To Halloween Decoration
DAYTON, OH — A giant skeleton Halloween decoration received an updated look this week as its owners climbed a ladder and placed a Santa hat on its head, thus brilliantly transforming it into a Christmas decoration."Dangit, we forgot to take…
People Of Gondor Begin To Wonder If They Should Move Their Capital City Away From The Big Fiery Shadow Mountains Filled With Orcs
KINGDOM OF GONDOR — The people of Gondor are beginning to wonder if they should move their capital city of Minas Tirith away from the big fiery shadow mountains filled with orcs that hate them and seem intent on killing them all.Ever since…
‘I’m Going To Collect Nutcrackers,’ Explains Serial Killer
TOPEKA, KS — Local serial killer Roger Thompson spent all morning today explaining his deep passion for collecting nutcrackers.Thompson told his girlfriend that other than one activity he won't mention, there is nothing else on earth that…
Bearded 6’4″ Man In A Dress Says He Needs An Awareness Week For Greater Visibility
LOS ANGELES, CA — Alyx Denton, a 6' 4" bearded man who enjoys dressing up in sparkly women's clothing, explained that "Trans Awareness Week" was absolutely necessary or else he might go totally unnoticed.Without a week…
Former Gay Man Exposes the Truth About the LGBTQ Agenda
By The Stream Published on September 30, 2025 Rashad Vermé explains how he used to be gay, and how he was set free from homosexuality after struggling with it most of his life. He discusses how he was introduced to the lifestyle, how that…