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Santa Hat Added To Halloween Decoration
DAYTON, OH — A giant skeleton Halloween decoration received an updated look this week as its owners climbed a ladder and placed a Santa hat on its head, thus brilliantly transforming it into a Christmas decoration."Dangit, we forgot to take…
People Of Gondor Begin To Wonder If They Should Move Their Capital City Away From The Big Fiery Shadow Mountains Filled With Orcs
KINGDOM OF GONDOR — The people of Gondor are beginning to wonder if they should move their capital city of Minas Tirith away from the big fiery shadow mountains filled with orcs that hate them and seem intent on killing them all.Ever since…
‘I’m Going To Collect Nutcrackers,’ Explains Serial Killer
TOPEKA, KS — Local serial killer Roger Thompson spent all morning today explaining his deep passion for collecting nutcrackers.Thompson told his girlfriend that other than one activity he won't mention, there is nothing else on earth that…
Bearded 6’4″ Man In A Dress Says He Needs An Awareness Week For Greater Visibility
LOS ANGELES, CA — Alyx Denton, a 6' 4" bearded man who enjoys dressing up in sparkly women's clothing, explained that "Trans Awareness Week" was absolutely necessary or else he might go totally unnoticed.Without a week…
Former Gay Man Exposes the Truth About the LGBTQ Agenda
By The Stream Published on September 30, 2025 Rashad Vermé explains how he used to be gay, and how he was set free from homosexuality after struggling with it most of his life. He discusses how he was introduced to the lifestyle, how that…