Posted on | November 2, 2025 | No Comments
Does this man look sane to you?
One of the great arguments in favor of free speech is that it allows fools to discredit themselves, and Nick Fuentes is an excellent example of why the First Amendment guarantees that even the most ridiculous fool should never be censored. If Adolf Hitler were alive to today, he might tune into a Nick Fuentes podcast and then conclude, “If this insufferable clown agrees with me, maybe I was wrong about the Jews.” Nothing could be better publicity for Israel than having Nick Fuentes as an enemy.
The best thing to do with Nick Fuentes — legally, that is, since it would be a felony to shove him feet-first into a wood chipper — is to ignore him, which is what I would still be doing had it not been for the fact that Tucker Carlson interviewed Fuentes for two hours this week, and the entire conservative movement has gone crazy because of it.
Welcome to your 15 minutes of fame, Mr. Fuentes!
Nick Fuentes on Vice President Vance:
“He is literally a fat, gay, race traitor that married a j??t.” pic.twitter.com/eCCX6xCn0c
— Open Source Intel (@Osint613) October 31, 2025
“All right, why would we let this fat guy, who’s married to a jeet and worked for a gay CIA fed — why would we let him … It’s like so insane. The J.D. Vance operation is in full swing, man. Think about it. Andrew Tate and Bronze Age Pervert and all these people, for years, all they talk about is going to the gym, being a vitalist, fighting the Matrix, ‘India smells bad,’ all this kind of s–t, and now they’re all in favor of a fat race-mixer who’s married to a jeet, who named his son Vivek, who was mentored by a Jewish neocon and a gay fed — Peter Thiel — and the guy’s in bed with f–king Israel. And that’s your guy? And I’m the controlled opposition, really? Your guy is literally a fat gay race traitor . . . and the dude’s in bed with Israel. And he wears eyeliner. You know, Andrew Tate said the groypers need to go to the gym. J.D. Vance needs to go to the gym. He’s fat and it’s disgusting. . . . Peter Thiel is an openly gay man who informed to the FBI and worked for the CIA. Everything they accuse me of, they are guilty of. It’s crazy. It’s actually crazy. And Tucker told Trump, ‘If you don’t pick Vance, the Deep State will kill you.’ Super weird s–t, man. It’s weird.”
Made just a few minor elisions there, since Nick kept repeating the same things so much, but how many times do we need to be told that Peter Thiel is gay and Jewish? Not that either of these things about Thiel were ever secret, but ad hominem is the only argument Nick’s got and, oh, yeah, I had to Google jeet: “A person of South Asian (especially Indian) ancestry,” although this could be deduced from context.
Jerry Springer, long-time talk show provocateur
As to Fuentes calling Vance a “race traitor,” once upon a time — before Nick was born, in fact — I got in trouble for making an argument that people had the right to their own opinions about interracial relationships. It is an indisputable fact that many people disapprove of such relationships, but what inspired me was that I’d just watched a late-night rerun of an episode of The Jerry Springer Show where he’d staged a confrontation between siblings over such a conflict. Jerry began the show by introducing a white guy who objected to interracial relationships. The audience howled their denunciations. Next, Jerry introduced a black woman who expressed her objection to interracial relationships. Again, boos and hisses and angry shouting from the audience.
So, here you have a white guy and a black woman onstage, both voicing their disapproval of interracial relationships, and then Jerry introduces two new guests: The sister of the white guy and the brother of the black woman who — you guessed, didn’t you? — were dating each other.
AUDIENCE GOES ABSOLUTELY WILD!
If you remember what The Jerry Spring Show‘s audience was like, it’s not difficult for you to imagine how the rest of this episode proceeded, with the host wandering through the crowd with the microphone, giving various angry dimwits their chance to shout indignantly. And then, at the end, Jerry delivers a little sermonette about love and tolerance, blah blah blah, as if he hadn’t just spent the past hour deliberately stirring up useless rage over what was, really, somebody’s private family drama.
As obnoxious TV spectacles go, this ranked up there with Geraldo Rivera and Al Capone’s secret vault, and so I wrote something on a message board, which got interpreted as me being some kind of latter-day Theodore Bilbo, when all I was trying to say was, people have the right to their own opinions. We used to believe that in America, before political correctness took hold in the 1990s and suddenly everybody was required to have the same exact opinion about everything. This intolerance of disagreement tends toward a dictatorial attitude, where people believe they have the right to tell other people what to think — Nineteen Eighty-Four, with everyone afraid to offend the Thought Police.
Anyway, I related that incident about Jerry Springer in order to point out that I became notorious as a Thought Criminal at least two decades before Nick Fuentes came along, so it’s not as if I’m some kind of cowardly conformist, much less that I want to censor people I disagree with, including Nick Fuentes. No, by all means, give him enough rope to hang himself, and I assure you that this is exactly what he’ll do.
The more attention he gets, the more he’ll be exposed as a fool, to say nothing at all about his creepy sexual obsessions. Far be it from me to sic the feds on anyone, but I feel reasonably confident that a forensic search of Nick Fuentes’ electronic devices would discover enough felonies to put him in prison for a long, long time. My advice to him is not to give Pam Bondi an excuse to ask a federal judge for a search warrant.
At any rate, Fuentes has gathered a remarkably large audience of fools who find him entertaining, and I doubt they’re more than a point or two above the average of the audiences that Jerry Springer once entertained. An abysmal level of stupidity is necessary to admire Nick Fuentes, and his insults toward J.D. Vance (or anyone else) are obviously not intended to persuade any intelligent person about any substantive public policy: “He married a jeet! He worked for a gay Jew! He’s fat!”
You can’t even turn this into a syllogism. It’s not any kind of argument, but I doubt that anyone listening to Nick Fuentes even understands the basic principles of logic. Bad causes attract bad people, and there is a German word for the kind of people that Nick Fuentes attracts — untermenschen. They are subhuman, flawed and defective.
Having expended 1,200 words on this topic, I hope that soon it will be safe once again to ignore Nick Fuentes. Bottom line, he’s crazy.
Have I mentioned lately that Crazy People Are Dangerous?
America has a lot of problems.
Now, if I ask you to rank those problems, and the first thing on your list is THE JEWS, am I wrong to suspect that you might be deranged, demented, a few fries short of a Happy Meal and cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs?— The Patriarch Tree (@PatriarchTree) November 2, 2025
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