New Photos Reveal Epstein Had A Sick Fetish For Girls With Giant Black Squares For Heads

WASHINGTON, D.C. — After the latest batch of Epstein files was released by the Department of Justice, it has become evident to everyone that Jeffrey Epstein, along with being a vile sex trafficker, had some sick fetish for girls with giant black square heads.

“It’s disgusting,” Attorney General Pam Bondi said. “But you wanted us to release the files, so here you go. Now you get to see how obsessed he was with black square heads, too. Be careful what you wish for.”

In nearly every released photo, girls with black square heads are seen posing with Epstein and others. And though the pictures at first looked fake, the DoJ assures the public they are quite real.

“Where do you even find a girl with a giant black square for a head?” said one confused citizen. “I’ve never seen such a woman, and it doesn’t strike me as particularly attractive.”

Psychiatrists say Epstein’s bizarre fixation on girls with black square heads could stem from a childhood fixation on his mother, who may also have had a black square head. “That would explain everything,” said psychology expert Dr. Fredrick Sreud to reporters. “But now, we’ll never know. Because, you know, he totally killed himself.”

Whatever the source of Epstein’s perverted desires, it should have been clear to those around him that he was disturbed.

At publishing time, Bill Clinton denied having sexual relations with any black square-headed people.