SILVER SPRING, MD — The National Association of Dogs issued a formal declaration Thursday confirming that they, as a collective, definitely deserve a little treat.The announcement came during an emergency press conference which was briefly…
MACON, GA — A smoke alarm living in the house of a local family waited patiently until all the home's occupants went to sleep to start beeping loudly sometime around 3 A.M. to announce that its battery was low."It's my duty as a…
BRUSSELS — NATO leaders gathered at their headquarters on Monday to officially announce that they had finally completed internal deliberations and were now fully prepared to commit troops, weapons, and logistical support to assist the United…
DAYTON, OH — Five-year-old Liam Montgomery held a press conference for friends and family this week in which announced he would be switching his obsessive interest in backhoes to an obsessive interest in dinosaurs."I like dinosaurs,"…
U.S. — American economists warned the public on Tuesday that the entire global economic system depends entirely on "like two or three guys" at Nvidia who understand how computers work."The world literally hangs on a thread. Our…
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Democrat response to President Trump's State of the Union address will reportedly be delivered by Bad Bunny, sources confirmed Tuesday."We wanted to pick someone who embodied the American spirit, and there's…
Vice President J.D. Vance and Second Lady Usha Vance announced Tuesday that they are expecting their fourth child, a boy, with the baby due in late July. The announcement came via an official statement shared on social media by the Second Lady’s…
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