Louisiana on Thursday urged the Supreme Court to uphold a lower-court order that would bar the mailing of abortion pills nationwide, arguing the practice enables approximately 1,000 illegal abortions each month in the state and undermines its…
Louisiana Attorney General Liz Murrill has asked the U.S. Court of Appeals for the Fifth Circuit to issue a stay or injunction halting the Biden administration’s order allowing mail-order abortions. Still in place despite the Trump…
Indiana Sen. Jim Banks urged the Federal Trade Commission on Monday to investigate abortion drug manufacturers and distributors for potentially false or misleading medical and safety claims. In a letter to the FTC, Banks called on the commission…
KOHGILUYEH — A thankful F-15 weapons systems officer reportedly asked his rescuers if he could go back to the crash site to get his AirPods real quick.After the fighter was shot down over southwestern Iran on Friday, a race to find the second of…
JERUSALEM — A Pharisee by the name of Ahaziah asked his fellow scribes if it was normal for the temple curtain to suddenly and spontaneously rip in half from top to bottom.The incident occurred on the afternoon of the day of preparation for the…
WASHINGTON, D.C. — After scandalous photos surfaced online of her husband Bryon, former Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem reportedly asked him if there was anything he'd like to get off his chest.Noem's marriage had…
Not long ago I met a very impressive and unusual 20-year-old man. Having already imbibed great literary works and philosophical material as most of his age-mates do social-media dross, he is what the average 50-year-old philosophy professor…
HEAVEN — After several incidents over the course of his first day in paradise, Chuck Norris was pulled aside by Saint Peter and gently asked to please stop roundhouse kicking the cherubim.With vanquished cherubim strewn about the streets of…
TEHRAN — Iranian government officials have reached out to the American Democratic Party for advice on how run a country with a dead leader.After enduring mockery for presenting the public a cardboard cutout of the new Ayatollah, Iranian…
DOVER, DE — In the wake of the highly successful decapitation of Iran's tyrannical dictatorship, former American president Joe Biden asked why Trump didn't just bomb the Ayatollah in the leg. Sources say that the aged, decrepit Biden…
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