MIAMI, FL — After a bit of reflection, local man Dave Christensen decided that perhaps it would be best to pass on this year's Islamic car show. Though he had attended the car show previously, held annually by a group of mosques,…
U.S. - Autonomous car giant Waymo introduced a new "Islam Mode" for passengers to select that will direct the car to mow down as many civilians as possible.The new update came as Waymo was working to meet the desires of a growing range…
There are a lot of voices out there. Do you know which ones your car is listening to? If you're not careful, your own vehicle may fall under the spell of a dangerous and radical ideology.Here are some of the signs that your car may have…
U.S. — Before allowing customers to fill up with gas, pumps will now ask about a potential car wash, rewards membership, fuel additives, and the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow.Oil companies confirmed that customers who fail to answer…
A dramatic confrontation outside New Jersey’s Delaney Hall immigration detention facility turned chaotic Sunday when a protester blocking an entrance was struck by a car during a Father’s Day demonstration demanding the release of detainees.…
UNITED STATES — Do you feel like you are playing life on hard mode now that gas is $5 a gallon on average across the nation? Experts are now recommending you to try this one simple life hack: go buy one of those cars with two steamroller wheels…
DENVER, CO — In a groundbreaking move for municipal infrastructure, lead architect Gerald Hinkley unveiled blueprints for a renovated Denver International Airport yesterday, proudly showcasing a rental car center situated just 75 miles from the…
WILMINGTON, DE — Secret Service agents reportedly looked at each other and shook their heads on Wednesday, as former President Joe Biden committed an unfortunate act of mistaken identity while his motorcade passed a house with a lawn…
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The political world was set on edge once again on Wednesday, with experts urging everyone to prepare for the worst as President Donald Trump threatened to nuke a local used car dealership unless it agreed to come down another…
COSTA MESA, CA — In what was sure to be a blow to street vendors across the nation, the country's leading provider announced that fruit cart insurance would no longer cover destruction from car chases.Long at risk of being demolished by…
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