ATLANTA, GA — Health officials issued an urgent public warning Thursday, revealing that over 450,000 people lose their lives annually due to becoming completely lost inside their own hoodies.Officials said this phenomenon can affect anyone at…
KANSAS CITY, MO — In an achievement unprecedented in the history of Major League Baseball, the Kansas City Royals somehow managed to find a way to lose on a day when they didn't play a game.The surprising accomplishment came on a…
The pope thanked the College of Cardinals for their work during a two-day extraordinary consistory, highlighting their reflections on war, poverty, and social fragmentation. The post Pope Leo XIV closes consistory with appeal to…
SACRAMENTO, CA — Governor Gavin Newsom opened up his laptop and fired up ChatGPT this morning to find out what his political positions will be this week.The day after proposing a billionaire tax while simultaneously working to defeat a…
Father’s Day often invites reflection on the men who helped form us and taught us how to navigate the challenges of life. For many Catholic young adults, that includes not only the fathers who raised them, but also the priests who accompanied…
A survivor of a chilling assault using mail-order abortion drugs is speaking out publicly under her full name, for the first time. Jona Affholder, of Ohio, awoke one night to find the man she was dating at the time – Hassan Abbas, a medical…
MOUNT CARMEL — The demon known as "Baal" returned from a bathroom break only to find all of 450 of his prophets dead.Watching as all of Israel proclaimed that "The Lord is God," Baal later admitted that he had picked a…
WORLD — In a historic ecumenical breakthrough, devout Roman Catholics finally found common ground with Protestants in ignoring what the pope says most of the time.The reconciliation between the two long-opposed factions came right after Pope Leo…
TEHRAN — Iranian officials have promised that Ayatollah Khamenei will give a speech just as soon as they have located the rest of his body.The Iranian government has said it will prove that the strikes on Iran have been a complete failure by…
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