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Sunday funnies

New Jersey Blames 'Slight Software Glitch' For Enrolling Entire Country Of Bolivia As VotersThe Democrats' idea of Second Amendment rights.In the doctor's office.Dream job.On not taking the stand.Teaching…

Sunday funnies

7 Clear Signs Mitch McConnell's Hospital Photo Is Fake.Buster Keaton enters a French cafe.Close one."Such good sport"."My guardian angel reporting back"."How to tell Asian people apart".Zombie Mitch…

Sunday funnies

Mitch McConnell's Staff Assures Public His Death Will Not Prevent Him From Finishing His TermYou can't lock horns without horns.It works on coyotes; how about people?Never mind; I think I'll walk.British…

Sunday funnies

Supergirl Unveils New Superpower Of Losing $100 Million In A Single WeekDanger: small cat.Act your age.Trust the science.Jonathan Winters and his crazy family.Next time, call the experts.You should probably try a different…

Sunday funnies

You have arrived at your destination.Report: Heat Wave So Intense The French Are Considering Wearing DeodorantThe latest from the World Cup.I don't know much about art... RelationshipsThose Curly…

Sunday funnies

UFC Fight Ends Abruptly As Trump Brokers Peace Deal Between The FightersElectric tools vs gas tools.Might want to rethink poking the big gorilla, little guy.Recreating a famous disaster.Texas vs CaliforniaTaking it all in…

Sunday funnies

L.A. Residents Face Tough Decision Whether To Elect Communist Or Communist.The Sopranos: the early years.Some hijinks from Jack Benny.The power of suggestion.When going to prison is better than paying taxes.Monkey business.So…

Sunday funnies

'60 Minutes' Begins Search For New Pompous BlowhardDown at the IHOP.Want to see me do it again?Cats frequently punch above their weight.Where's that music coming from?Dogs are a blessing.Train engineers'…

Sunday funnies

Jill Biden Explains She Thought Joe Had A Stroke During Debate, Which Is Why She Left Him Up There To DieThe very picture of stubbornness.The importance of bullet maintenance.Tic-tac-toe: updated.Alright, buddy, you need to…

Sunday funnies

Massie Blames Defeat On Jews Of Rural KentuckyLower than expected market value.Priorities.Might need to check the rule book on that one.If Jurassic Park was in Appalachia.If animals took selfies."Try to stay…