Tag: funnies

Minnesota Changes Official State Bird To Screaming LesbianAlfred Hitchcock has a point.Emus take a walk in a winter wonderland.Looks like a pretty slippery offer, to me.How Soviet leaders were selected.Have you ever woken…

8 Perfect New Jobs For Tim WalzThree cheers for Circle K.Same principle.New ceiling fan.Turtles will fool you.Old time job descriptions.Can't we just play Monopoly? From Power Line's The Week in Pictures. Source link

Exclusive: The Babylon Bee Has Obtained A Copy Of Trump‘s New Year’s ResolutionsAh, mate, you're a tad late.When your bodyguard is a bull.When you sneak a look at your ex and your girlfriend sees you.Jonathan Winters…

Disappointing: Thompson Submachine Gun-Shaped Box Turns Out To Be SocksThe part about the sword and the stone that they don't talk about.Did you fall in?The technical name for it.The blind date.The three-legged chicken.If…

Everyone In Michigan Arrested Just To Be SafeImpatience is not a virtue, especially if you're on the bomb squad. The art of the deal.The joke's on you!"That" uncle.Don't you hate it when…

Reminder: Santa Wants Gluten In His CookiesASAP!Identification.The spirit of innovation is alive and well among Australia's youth.When you bump into your ex.Appalachian insult of the day.Another edition of the Possum Lodge…

Op-Ed: What’s The Use Of Having A 2nd Amendment If I’m Not Allowed To Drive Around The Neighborhood Gunning Down Christmas Inflatables?Why editing is so important.Finessing your lunch order.Going to the store just isn't the…

Jesus Heals Demon-Possessed Man By Taking Away His SmartphoneThat's some great customer service, right there.He wouldn't ask an animal to endure anything he wouldn't.The hallucination.The hypnotist.Let's play…

Embarrassed Cleveland Browns Suddenly Realize They Forgot To Put A Logo On Their Helmets This Whole TimeSure, blame it on the husky.Slippery fellow.Cats and dogs.One of those days.No offense.So, you're thinking of going to…

H/T to friend and commenter Mick for the cartoon that follows. You might need a little background to get this one.10 Other Commandments That Didn't Make The CutMexican stand-offs.The return of the indiscreet…