U.S. — Members of the Democratic Party from across the nation issued a statement clarifying that everyone is an evil Nazi except that one guy running for Senate in Maine who has a Nazi tattoo.While the Democrats' political strategy for…
U.S. — Members of the Democratic Party from across the nation issued a statement clarifying that everyone is an evil Nazi except that one guy running for Senate in Maine who has a Nazi tattoo.While the Democrats' political strategy for…
HEAVEN — Within moments of arriving at the Pearly Gates, local boomer Gary Whitaker located Heaven's sound booth and politely but firmly informed the angelic operator that the worship music was too loud.Witnesses said Whitaker had barely…
WILMINGTON, DE — Residents and staff at a local elder care facility were forced to stifle their laughter again this week, as a crazy old man who moved into the nursing home over a year ago kept telling people he was once the President of the…
President Donald Trump blasted disgraced former Rep. Eric Swalwell as allegations of sexual misconduct continue to mount, dismissing the embattled ex-lawmaker as a “bad guy” while declining to weigh in on the specifics of the claims. “He’s a…
BRENTWOOD, TN — The man who pushed over Jack Reacher's motorcycle and was subsequently pounded into the ground has announced that he will next go shoot John Wick's dog.Ronnie Taylor, not content with being pummeled to a bloody pulp by…
LA PLATA, MD — The alleged perpetrator of a violent crime publicly voiced his innocence in what he said was a case of mistaken identity, as a quadruple amputee cornhole champion claimed it was a different quadruple amputee cornhole champion who…
TEHRAN — According to U.S. intelligence sources, Ayatollah Mojtaba Khamenei couldn't believe his luck when he received a DM from a cute guy by the name of Jamesmohammed O'Keefibad.The pair met on the Iranian version of Tinder, which is…
LOS ANGELES, CA — The entertainment industry was sent abuzz over the weekend after a guy at the Grammys kept saying "Jesus" but did not appear to be using it as a curse word.The large audience of showbiz power players gathered at the…
MINNEAPOLIS, MN — After a judge threw out the charges against him, a frustrated Don Lemon wondered what a guy had to do to get inside one of those prisons full of men.Despite Lemon's best efforts to commit multiple crimes in as public a…
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