GALILEE — The disciples of Jesus of Nazareth got a big laugh after one of their own turned out to be a giant loser who couldn't even cast one demon out of a kid.A man had brought his young son to James, the son of Alphaeus, one of the…
U.S. — In an attempt to give others a chance, the Scripps National Spelling Bee will heretofore offer a separate competition for non-Indian kids.Competition officials admitted that the domination by Indian students had reached the point where…
BOUNTIFUL, UT — Local mother Sarah Jenkins was reportedly attempting to explain the difference between a numerator and a denominator to her fourth grader on Monday morning when she inadvertently folded the fabric of spacetime and created a…
Kid Rock sent social media spinning after posting a video from his Tennessee estate showing military-style helicopters hovering low over the property he has branded the “Southern White House,” then using the moment to unload on California Gov.…
Brought to you by: Best Cigar PricesKids these days. They're pushovers. Back in the old days, every kid knew how to work, fight, and smoke tobacco. How can parents today recapture that toughness for their kids?The Babylon Bee has come up…
ANAHEIM, CA — A stupid kid visiting Disneyland in a "Hakuna Matata" shirt didn't seem to realize that, in the context of the film The Lion King, the "Hakuna Matata" songa, in its proper context, was communicating that…
Monday past we looked at an anecdotal piece from the NYTimes about how young people think life is unaffordable. But it took a piece in The Free Press for me to understand just how wide and deep the ingratitude gap is between the youth and our…
SAN CARLOS, CA — A person who apparently hates you got your kid a recorder for Christmas.The unsettling fact was made evident on Thursday, as your child opened an innocent Christmas gift addressed to them that turned out to be a recorder, making…
FLINT, MI — Parishioners of St. John's Lutheran Church say it was immediately obvious which kid didn't practice for the children's Christmas choir this year.According to church-goers, 3rd-grader Abby Michaels "stuck out like…
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