U.S. — Local man Richard Manfred was arrested today after failing to give attention to a matter despite President Trump thanking him for his attention to the matter.President Trump had very generously expressed appreciation for Manfred's…
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a scene reminiscent of ancient Capernaum, a crippled man was lowered through a hole in the ceiling of the Oval Office after hearing rumors of President Donald Trump's miraculous powers of healing.The president had just…
Today marks the death, over nine centuries ago, of St. Magnus, a jarl or earl of Orkney, those windswept isles off the coast of mainland Scotland. His holy life is recounted in the Orkneyinga Saga, which captures, in spare and forceful language,…
U.S — A battle between the holiest man in the world and Pope Leo XIV broke out online this week, with many claiming the Pope crossed a line when he criticized the most righteous man ever to walk on earth.The conflict arose after the Pope turned…
The pamphleteers are hard to miss. They stand in front of the big doors of Lobby 7, MIT’s main entrance, waving, preaching, and flagging down passersby with all the urgency appropriate to their task: saving young souls. Most students stream…
The days immediately following Easter are usually a period of interior peace for believers, but also mystery. The Resurrection’s afterglow, of course, but also a lingering question, especially this year as wars and civic unrest trouble the whole…
EUGENE, OR — Local man Bennett Stenson has become increasingly excited for the new Mario movie after hearing that film critics hated it.With several professional critics turning in abysmal reviews for The Super Mario Galaxy Movie, Stenson's…
CROMWELL, CT — On a chilly spring morning, local man Jim Harbor reportedly paused to consider whether what he was missing in life was Jesus or a really cool jacket."Well, I'm a little chilly, so I probably do need a cool new…
ANN ARBOR, MI — Local sports fan Adam Cartwright was finally forced to admit to himself that he had a gambling problem after he finished placing a bet on the outcome of a women's basketball game."Ok, maybe I really do have an…
New “Maryland Man” just dropped… A viral video showing a tense arrest at San Francisco International Airport has drawn criticism from California Democrats, as federal officials maintain the action followed a lawful court order. The footage shows…
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