Man, these things are like potato chips…
...you can't stop at just one (which, incidentally, is also a Chuck Norris meme: "Chuck Norris ate just one potato chip").Courtesy of Hot Air. Source link
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Man Smokes Cigar In Desperate Hope To Feel Sick And Become Unattractive To Wife
HOUSTON, TX — Local man Matthew Coggins lit up a cigar this afternoon in a bid to feel terribly nauseous while simultaneously causing his wife to find him utterly repulsive.With his stomach feeling perfectly normal as he enjoyed a nice day with…
Local Man Likes His Coffee Cold, With Milk, Just Like A Little Baby
SEATTLE, WA — According to sources, local man Richard Stevenson prefers to take his coffee cold and with milk like a little baby.While grown men are widely known to drink black coffee, insiders confirmed that Stevenson likes to have copious…
Local Man Like His Coffee Cold, With Milk, Just Like A Little Baby
SEATTLE, WA — According to sources, local man Richard Stevenson prefers to take his coffee cold and with milk like a little baby.While grown men are widely known to drink black coffee, insiders confirmed that Stevenson likes to have copious…
Man Bravely Resigns From Trump Administration At Great Cost Of Doing Podcast Tour, Getting Book Deal
NEW YORK CITY — Joe Kent has resigned from the Trump administration despite the fact that doing so will lead to him being invited on a podcast tour and getting a six-figure book deal.Kent resigned as Director of the National Counterterrorism…
Man Condemned To Hell For Texting ‘LOL’ When He Didn’t Really Laugh Out Loud
HADES — Demons happily welcomed 27-year-old Jim Carole to Hell on Tuesday after he was immediately condemned to eternal damnation for texting "LOL" to a close friend when he didn't really laugh out loud."Ahh! It Burns! MY…
Don’t Fall for the ‘Christian Nationalism’ Straw Man
It was Dr. Jordan Peterson, the Canadian psychologist and bestselling author, who once warned, “Social media gives everyone a voice, but it also amplifies resentment, envy, and tribal conflict.” In recent days, a variety of memes have been…
Redeeming Nietzsche’s ‘Last Man’ – The Catholic Thing
Friedrich Nietzsche is notorious for his theory of the Übermensch, the superior man who rises above the constraints of morality and mediocrity. But his theory of the “last man” has proven to be far more prophetic – and relevant. A kind of…
Man Hires Oscars Orchestra To Play ‘Wrap It Up’ Music When Wife’s Stories Go Too Long
MILWAUKEE, WI — Local man Ed Clayfield reportedly saved himself an extended period of suffering by hiring members of the Academy Awards Orchestra to perform the "Wrap It Up" music whenever his wife's stories go too long."I…
Maltese Man Acquitted of Violating Anti-“Conversion Therapy” Law for Sharing Christian Testimony
In a victory for freedom of speech and religion, a Maltese man was acquitted Wednesday of charges that he had promoted “conversion therapy” when he described on a podcast his journey toward Christ and away from homosexuality.“Today’s decision is…