A 26-year-old man with a history of vandalism and mental health issues was arrested Monday after allegedly breaking windows and damaging a vehicle at the Cincinnati home of pro-life Vice President J.D. Vance. William Defoor, of Hyde Park, faces…
An unknown man was taken into custody early Monday after breaking several windows at the Cincinnati home of pro-life Vice President J.D. Vance. The destruction prompted a swift response from U.S. Secret Service agents and local police. The…
SPOKANE, WA — Local man Travis Barnes sadly failed to check his phone for one hour, missing out on the entirety of World War III.Barnes pulled out his phone only to learn that the war had ended, and also that the war had begun."Aw,…
MINNEAPOLIS, MN — Local factory worker Hector Flintstock has been working hard, following the law, saving money, and paying taxes for 50 years, and is finally able to achieve his lifelong retirement dream of funding a fraudulent Somali daycare…
RANCHO CUCAMONGA, CA — According to sources, local man Mark Hunter still doesn't quite trust any product that lacks the Official Nintendo Seal of Quality."Every time I go shopping, I feel like I'm rolling the dice," Hunter…
There are conflicting reports out of India but evidently a 35-year-old woman in Delhi narrowly survived multiple stabbings after quarreling with a man who had killed her baby by slipping her an abortifacient. The man was arrested and later was…
BLUFFTON, IN — Local man Mark Connors wouldn't describe himself as ungrateful so much as surprised to learn that, as an adult, Christmas didn't involve more cars with giant bows on them waiting outside."TV commercials make it look…
BEVERLY HILLS, CA — According to sources, locals noticed a local man driving an electric car down Rodeo Drive and blasting Nicki Minaj out of his open windows - clearly outing himself as a Right-winger. "Ugh, Republicans are taking over the…
According to Fox News’ Bill Melugin and an ABC News affiliate, federal immigration officials say a Salvadoran illegal alien accused of murdering a man in Reston, Virginia should never have been back on the street. ICE confirmed that 23-year-old…
The suspect in last weekend’s fatal shooting at Brown University has been found dead of a self-inflicted gunshot wound in a storage unit he rented in Salem, New Hampshire, Providence Police Chief Col. Oscar Perez announced Thursday night. The…
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