Nation’s Murderers Excited To Learn Killing Legal If You Say You Were Sad
U.S. — Millions of murderers across the country expressed overwhelming optimism today following reports that killing someone is effectively legal, provided the perpetrator informs authorities they were sad.According to legal experts, centuries…


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