Gotta learn to keep your story straight, bub!
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Gas prices fall for eighth straight day to $4.02 per gallon after recent spike
A bit of relief for drivers. The national average price for a gallon of regular gasoline fell for the eighth straight day Tuesday, landing at $4.022 per gallon, according to AAA. It’s the longest streak of declines since early winter — and a…
Trump Reveals Plan To Secure Third Term By Speaking For 7 Straight Years
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump has unveiled his clever plan to secure a third term by simply continuing his State of the Union speech for the next seven years.According to legal scholars, President Trump discovered a gaping loophole in the…
Fetterman Sets Record Straight on Maduro, Blasts Dem Colleagues for Criticisms [WATCH]
Fetterman reminds Democrats that they wanted this guy gone. Pennsylvania Senator John Fetterman stopped by Fox & Friends on Monday morning to offer his take on the recent capture of Venezuelan drug lord Nicolas Maduro — and to remind his…
Karoline Leavitt Sets Record Straight on CNN’s Bogus Cabinet Story, ‘100% Fake News’
Karoline is calling B.S. White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt hit X on Friday to correct a bogus CNN story claiming President Trump is unhappy with his Cabinet. “This story is 100% Fake News, and the White House repeatedly told this to…
Mayor McCheese Reelected For 60th Straight Term
MCDONALDLAND — Beloved politician and civil servant Mayor McCheese has won reelection as Mayor of McDonaldland for an astounding 60th consecutive term.The win came in a landslide for McCheese, who gave his acceptance speech from inside…
Johnson Keeps Pressure on Schumer, House Out of Session for 6th Straight Week: Report
According to a Fox News report, Speaker Mike Johnson is cranking up the pressure on Senate Democrats — keeping the House out of session for a sixth straight week as the government shutdown drags on. The standoff is now the second-longest in U.S.…
Want Straight A’s in College? Go to Harvard.
Ingfbruno/Wikimedia CommonsHarvard University Grade inflation runs so rampant in Harvard University’s undergraduate school that practically everyone graduates with an A average, according to a new report from the school’s Office of…