COLUMBUS, OH — The world's leading theologians admitted this week that they have been collectively struggling to find a good explanation for why a loving God could allow Ohio."It's become our most challenging question,"…
NEW YORK, NY — Following a brutal 9-19 start to the season, the struggling New York Mets announced that the team would start beloved mascot Mr. Met at third base.Sources revealed Mets manager Carlos Mendoza reached his breaking point after a…
CHARLESTON, SC — After returning from the frontlines of the war in Iran, a local drone has found itself struggling to adapt back to a civilian life of delivering Amazon packages.Like so many soldiers before, the drone has felt a deep void upon…
For years now, article after article has been written about how young men are struggling. They fare worse in school than young women and are less likely to graduate college, we hear. Young men have mental-health issues and are more apt to commit…
U.S. — Americans across the country struggled to rein in their excitement after news broke that Iran may strike the state of California.People passing each other in the grocery tried to play it cool as they shared knowing smiles that any moment,…
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump has just one message for American families struggling economically this Christmas: "Your kids are bad, so maybe they don't deserve presidents."Trump struck back at what he called the…
EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ — Rico Dynamite, a long-time Idaho resident and former high school starting quarterback for the Preston Indians, was reportedly signed by the New York Jets in a surprise deal that is sure to win them the championship.The New…
MINNEAPOLIS, MN — Sources say local teenager Ben Jackson was really struggling to stay awake the day after only getting 14 hours of sleep.In a tragic turn of events, Jackson first went to bed at 8:45 p.m. and then was cruelly awakened at the…
Why are Democrats struggling to close out what should be straightforward victories? Between the gubernatorial races in New Jersey and Virginia, Democrats are expected to spend well over $100 million to hold back Republicans. This level of…
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