WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump announced on Tuesday the signing of an executive order to bring back racist pro sports team names, effective immediately."Those woke losers thought they won," Trump told reporters at the Oval…
AUSTIN, TX — Governor Greg Abbott signed into law this morning a new measure that would impose the death penalty on anyone who begins an email with "Happy Monday, Team!"Though Texas had long allowed such people to be given a "good…
AUSTIN, TX — Governor Greg Abbott signed into law this morning a new measure that would impose the death penalty on anyone who begins an email with "Happy Monday, Team!"Though Texas had long allowed such people to be given a "good…
Jack Smith told Congress his team did not look at the contents of lawmakers’ text messages. Newly released Justice Department records are now putting that answer under a white-hot spotlight. The documents show that a filter team working inside…
MEDINA, OH — The excitement was palpable this afternoon on the bench of a local little league team after word spread that the chubby kid's family was bringing the game snacks.Anticipation reached a fever pitch at the top of the final inning…
U.S. — The United States Men's National Team was officially placed back in the World Cup after President Donald Trump ordered the deportation of the entire Belgian team.Just minutes after Belgium had apparently eliminated the U.S. from the…
By The New York Post Editorial Board Team Trump’s fraud crackdown is turning up billions in stolen taxpayer money, even as Democrats do their best to ignore, deny and even enable it. Acting Attorney General Todd Blanche’s announcement Tuesday of…
HOUSTON, TX — News broke this afternoon that Pastor Joel Osteen kicked congregant Jeff Janovec off the church softball team after Janovec reportedly wrote a Bible verse on his Lakewood Church team hat.Church representatives confirmed that before…
U.S. — The U.S. Men's National Team surged into contention as a World Cup betting favorite after bringing in LeBron James to help the team flop around on the grass and act like he's hurt.The team — along with fans and sports bettors…
SAN DIEGO, CA — The San Diego Padres organization is reportedly concerned about local sports fan Lonny Philbin for being more invested in the success of the team than even the actual players.According to sources, Philbin's bodily well-being…
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