ABILENE, KS — Romance was in the air at the Farris household as wife Allison was seen getting ready for bed without her mouthguard in place.Mr. Aaron Farris, who had just finished brushing his teeth, felt a jolt of excitement as he noticed his…
PARIS — According to locals, the current heat wave in France had become so severe that French citizens began considering wearing deodorant.Though deeply resistant to all measures of personal hygiene, the stench of armpit sweat had reportedly…
Secretary of State Marco Rubio traded diplomacy-core for streetwear chic Tuesday — and the internet absolutely lost it. Photos shared online by White House communications director Steven Cheung showed Rubio aboard Air Force One wearing a gray…
WASHINGTON, D.C. — A tearful President Trump has reportedly issued a halt on all deportations and ordered the immediate withdraw of ICE from Minnesota after witnessing celebrities wear pins that said "ICE OUT" during the…
MINNEAPOLIS, MN — Democratic Lieutenant Governor Peggy Flanagan donned a full hijab for a press conference where she warned that conservatives want to force women into Handmaid's Tale outfits.Flanagan adjusted her head covering as she…
HADDONFIELD, NJ — Reports coming in on Halloween indicated that one 17-year-old trick-or-treater had been sighted making the rounds early in the afternoon dressed up as a 17-year-old wearing a hoodie.According to sources, the young man, later…
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