WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump has for a long time criticized the concept of birthright citizenship — the idea that U.S. citizenship extends to anyone who was born within the U.S.’s borders. Rather than wait for a Supreme Court decision about it, Trump announced his own legislation titled “Birth-Wrong Citizenship.”
“We’re going to deport all the losers and the haters,” Trump told the press. “Some of them may have been born here — and maybe even their parents are citizens — but that’s obviously a mistake because we are not a country for losers and haters.”
The bill would nullify the citizenship of anyone who is deemed to be “just really, really horrible” to keep America as a “place for winners only.” After the nullification of citizenship, those people will then be deported. Since most would not have a country of origin, Trump says they will be deported to somewhere “frozen and barren” such as “Antarctica, Siberia, or Canada.”
“It’s time to set things right and clean up this nation of people who shouldn’t be here because they’re bad and they don’t love America and they’re whiny,” Trump stated.
Legal experts challenged the constitutionality of this law, but Trump says there is precedent for dealing harshly with losers and haters with “the Civil War and stuff.” Democrats have especially criticized the bill, saying it will mean the deportation of most of their voters, to which Trump responded with, “Yes.”
At publishing time, Trump warned congressional lawmakers that if they refused to pass the Birth-Wrong Citizenship bill, they would be added to the list of losers and haters to be deported.
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