10 Good Works That Don’t Even Require You To Get Off The Couch

Doing good works requires time, effort, and energy. Or does it? What if you could rack up some good works without even leaving your couch?

The Babylon Bee has compiled the list below of acts of kindness you can do from the comfort of your own living room.

1. Tell your wife she’s doing a fine job cleaning the house: A well-timed, uplifting word of encouragement always works.

2. Rescue Zelda: Helping the helpless is what God calls all of us to do.

3. Feed hungry children: Your kids. With DoorDash.

4. Tell someone you are sending them “thoughts and prayers”: You don’t even have to actually think about them or pray.

5. Deny yourself, take up your phone, and own some fools in comments sections: It’s what Jesus would do.

6. Post a negative review for Rise of Skywalker: All the world must be told.

7. Share a video on social media of other people doing good works: It’s up to us to set the example, folks.

8. Fill out all your neighbors’ mail-in ballots for them: Now they won’t have to deal with the hassle.

9. “Like” your grandma’s Facebook post: A truly sacrificial act.

10. Wait patiently for Christ’s return: Any minute now.

See? Stop trying so hard. Be the salt and light in the world without setting foot outside. What are some other super-easy good works? Post yours in the comments.